museofspeed: (Finest ass in the DCU)
Title: Babe Wonder
Author: [livejournal.com profile] museofspeed
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Babs/Dick, Clancy, Zatanna
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1190
Prompt: 49. Come
Summary: Dick wakes up a girl. He deals.
Disclaimer: Someday I'll buy stock in DC Comics so I can claim I own it in the disclaimers. That day is not today.
Author's Notes: Written for a [info - community] musing_way prompt. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] julius12, as usual.

Hopefully his problem would be gone by the time he woke up. )
museofspeed: (MORE MURDER!)
Title: Big Sister
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Nightwing
Characters/Pairing: Dick, Jason
Rating: PG
Word Count: 317
Prompt: 63. Crossdressing
Summary: Dick's a girl, Jason teases.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [livejournal.com profile] shiny_glor_chan in [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic. Originally posted here.

Read it! )

Title: Batman Will Kill Us
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Kon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 469
Prompt: 52. Taboo
Summary: They really shouldn't be doing this.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [livejournal.com profile] aravistarkheena on [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic. Originally posted here.

Read it! )

Title: Eskimo Attack
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Nightwing/Deadpool
Rating: PG
Word Count: 260
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 31. Lips. For [livejournal.com profile] marvel_drabbles: 4. Lips.
Summary: ...I don't know how to summarize this. Just look at the pairing, that should be enough to decide if you want to read this or not.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [livejournal.com profile] aravistarkheena. Originally posted here.

Read it! )

Title: Trust Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Barbara
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 342
Prompt: 5. Romance/romantic
Summary: Dick has a surprise for Barbara.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [livejournal.com profile] moontyger here.

Read it! )

Title: Quiet Evening
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Bianca Reyes/Alberto Reyes
Rating: G
Word Count: 190
Prompt: 5. Infinite Crisis
Summary: Alberto and Bianca on a night when nothing specifically is going wrong.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] lady_sarai! Yes, it is posted right here if you want to read it twice.

Yeah, I get bored of cut texts. )

Title: Fighting Aliens is Romantic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Paco/Brenda
Rating: G
Word Count: 315
Prompt: 18. upheaval
Summary: A date, interrupted by aliens.
Disclaimer: Still not mine, no.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] lady_sarai! Right here.

Read it and weep! )

Title: Hiding With Chocos
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Beetle
Rating: G
Word Count: 194
Prompt: 12. Loss
Summary: Ted comes across Booster hiding from J'onn.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own a thing.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] fairady, right here.

Read it! )

Title: Duct Tape
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Universe: 616
Character/Pairing/Series/Group: Cable/Deadpool
Table #8 - Prompt: 7. hands
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 373
Summary: Wade really has to pee.
Author Note: For [livejournal.com profile] ladyames! Right here!

Read it! )

Title: Stalker
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Universe: DC/Marvel
Character/Pairing/Series/Group: Kon/Wade
Table #8 - Prompt: 8. Hips
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 444
Summary: Wade keeps following Superboy around. It's annoying.
Author Note: For [livejournal.com profile] aravistarkheena. Here.

Read it! )
museofspeed: (Justice Riders Diana)
GUYSGUYSGUYS.

Okay, I've been sitting on this for a while, and it isn't quite ready to post, but I'm WAY TOO EXCITED to keep quiet any longer. Because seriously, this is one of the best fics I've ever written. Hell, possibly the best. This will freaking redefine the term fanfiction. God, I can't believe I've written this, it's amazing.

Anyway, it's a Babs/Commissioner Gordon fic. Now, don't get freaked out, I know it's far from my normal pairing, but give it a chance. It's all about unconventional love and two people finding a connection in a new way. I think you guys will really like it. It was weird writing it. I kind of hate incest, and so the sex scene made me feel... wrong, but I felt I needed to explore how incest could work. I love taking tropes I hate and turning them on their head. And I think it worked out... shockingly well.

[livejournal.com profile] julius12 has it in her inbox now and should edit it soon. I'm hoping to post the first part tomorrow.

You have no idea how psyched I am for this. Man, I've had so much trouble not telling people about it until now. I couldn't keep quiet.

I hope you guys like it!

ETA: APRIL FOOLS! Not really writing this, you guys.
museofspeed: (Tim and Bart)
Title: We Don't Have to Explain It.
Fandom: DC/Marvel
Characters: Deadpool, Bob Agent of HYDRA, Weasel, Irene Merryweather, Cable, Kon, Bart/Tim, Bart/Carol.
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100: 17. Brown, for [livejournal.com profile] wtf27: 21. Doppelganger, for [livejournal.com profile] random_30: 010. The what with the what?, for [livejournal.com profile] marvel_drabbles: 01. Fingers, and for [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 37. Magic
Word Count: 3200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Carol and Tim both have a thing for Bart. Deadpool narrates. Well, mostly.
Author's Notes: Hey, feebs! Deadpool, here! I duct taped Shana to a chair again (in REVENGE, but you'll learn about that later). Anywho, I got some stuff to say! First of all, like that beta chick, [livejournal.com profile] julius12 said, "Fourth wall got busted so hard it doesn't know what hit it. It's lying in the street asking if anyone got the truck number." So yeah, consider yourself warned. Also, [livejournal.com profile] second_batgirl? This is partly your fault, so you better be happy! Or, you know, run and hide before they get sick of throwing the rocks and rotting fruit at Shana and decide to turn on you. Just thought I'd warn you! Oh, also, there isn't much plot. Mainly because SOMEONE kept going off topic. Oh, wait, that's me, isn't it? It's brilliant, go read it.

I DEMAND ROBIN IN A BIKINI! )
museofspeed: (Batshower!)
Is it just me, or are Miguel and Tulio pretty much Booster and Beetle? Chel can be Babs or someone. Except I like Babs, and Chel's a little annoying. Maybe...crap, who's another of Ted's female romantic interests? How come all I'm coming up with is Babs?

Anyway, a really, really short ficlet inspired by the thing.


Title: The Road to Sleeping With Your Best Buddy
Rating: PG
Characters: Ted/Booster, mentions of Babs/Dinah
Summary: Miguel and Tulio totally want each other.

Because someone had to write it! )
museofspeed: (Kon/Knockout)
Title: Blood and Family 3/3
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Ted/Babs, Dick/Babs, Tim/Bernard, Bruce/Selina, hints of Dinah/Helena and Steph/Cass. Pretty much every bat-related character you can think of, plus a few arrows.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4000
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 55. Writer's choice, for [livejournal.com profile] au_abc: Vampires, for [livejournal.com profile] fanfic50: 23. Fight, for [livejournal.com profile] wtf27: 24. Slaves.
Summary: Babs is mad at Ted, Tim's worried, Bruce is vengeful, and Cass can kick your ass. Oh, and there's a huge vampire battle.
Author's Notes: YES ANOTHER WIP DONE! This is still dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] cissie_king and [livejournal.com profile] unrequited_rain for suggesting the idea and wanting me to write random ass AUs respectively. Also, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for being a kickass beta. This didn't end up going exactly as I expected it to be. For instance, it went from being predominantly a Cass/Steph piece to having practically zero Cass/Steph in it at all. In fact, Ted/Babs was supposed to be a side-pairing! But I'm happy with it. Part of Blood and Family. Follows this part.

''No. I can't right now Ted. I'm busy. I've got a vampire massacre to plan.'' )
museofspeed: (Superboy)
Title: Holy Deadly Dessert!
Fandom: Silver Age
Characters: Superman/Batman, Supergirl/Batgirl, Robin.
Prompt: 13. Fuck or die.
Word Count: 2000
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Superman's caught in Kryptonite pudding! It's up to the Batfamily to rescue them!
Warning: I use the term "Dominoed Daredoll" twice in this fic.
Author's Notes: For the lovely [livejournal.com profile] genclay who drew me this gorgeous picture and asked for Batman/Superman; pudding. And I write this. Thanks to my wonderful, doomish beta [livejournal.com profile] julius12!

''Worse?'' Batgirl cried. ''Worse than cake theft? I don't know if my tender feminine heart can take this!'' )
museofspeed: (Pile of robins)
Title: Blood and Family (2/3?)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Cass, Steph, Jason, Barbara/Ted, Bruce/Selina, Tim, Bernard, Helena, Dick.
Rating: PG-13.
Word Count: 2350
Prompt: 15. Rapid healing/regeneration.
Summary: Steph and Cass go slaying. Bruce vows revenge. Bernard makes a lousy spy.
Author's Notes: I really, really like this universe. I think it'll be one more part. Anyway, this is the second part of Blood and Family, the previous part is here, beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] julius12, yadda yadda enjoy!

Ted grinned. ''Would you be grateful enough to kiss me?'' )

Next!
museofspeed: (Tim/Bernard)
Title: Blood and Family 1/?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Barbara/Ted, Cass, Steph, Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim/Bernard, mentions of Dick/Barbara.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1700
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 38. Hypnotism. For [livejournal.com profile] au_abc: Vampires. For [livejournal.com profile] wtf27: 12. Fantasy AU (urban).
Summary: Bruce, Jason, Dick, Tim are vampires. Cass, Steph, Barbara are slayers. Ted and Bernard are romantic interests. A lot of stuff happens.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] cissie_king who asked for "Steph & Cass, vampire hunters in AU Gotham City. Double points if they hunt Batman" when I wanted prompts for my [livejournal.com profile] wtf27 table. Also for [livejournal.com profile] unrequited_rain who didn't believe me that Tim/Bernard was more awesome than her so-called amazing bandom AU fic. To her, I say ha! Also, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] musicianatheart who stepped up to beta as my usual beta has gone missing. She's awesome!

''But our secret affair! No one must know!'' )

Next!
museofspeed: (Pile of robins)
First three are from the stuff I'd never write challenge!

Title: Too Late
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart, Tim, Jaime
Prompt: 9. Months
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart's back. But not how Tim remembers him.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] greeneyelove

1. Bart comes back, but like Jason did, he comes back bug fuck crazy. )

Title: What Would You Do...
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, mentions of others
Prompt: 64. Fall
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim is made an offer.
Author's Notes: I have no excuses. None. For [livejournal.com profile] geministar01

2. Through magic, Tim changes history, saving Bart and Kon's lives in exchange for never becoming Robin and, thus, never meeting any of his friends. Ever. )

Title: Holy PDA, Batman!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Dick, Steph, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 177
Prompt: 8. Superhearing
Summary: Dick and Bernard are being disgustingly lovey-dovey. It sickens Tim.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] darthbatgirl.

2. Bernard/Dick star cross lovers )

These few are for my Misfit prompt begging session which is still open for requests!

Title: Crazy Batkid
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Barbara, Bruce, Charlie, Damian
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] fanfic50: 46. Care. For [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 42. Teleportation.
Word Count: 267
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce needs someone to babysit Damian. Barbara is busy.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] angel_gidget.

Charlie, Damien -- Please cheer up, emo kid? Pretty please? Before someone loses a head? )

Title: Hanging Out
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie, Dick
Prompt: 15. Charm
Word Count: 118
Rating: G
Summary: Charlie's bored and lonely.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] darthbatgirl

How about Misfit and Dick. Prompt ''hey I hear there's a tradition between Batgirls and Robins hanging out.'' )
museofspeed: (Science!)
Title: Cyber Doing It
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Pairing: Barbara/Ted
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 273
Summary: Ted's drunk and online.
Author's Note: Didn't turn out to be quite as sexy as it was supposed to be, but ah well. For the Batman Kink Meme. And the colors were a pain in the ass to do. Also, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for the speedy beta job.

Did Booster take you out to bars? )
museofspeed: (Superboy)
Writing Chat Thingy! Again, find all of these, and other awesome things (hi [livejournal.com profile] axolotl_lan and [livejournal.com profile] geministar01!) here. I'm again skipping wordcounts because they're all really freaking short.

Title: Incredibly Bored
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim/Kon
Rating: R
Notes: This one might be fleshed out someday. But not soon, most likely.

Write about passing time. )


Title: Welcome to the Team
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie, Babs
Rating: PG

Write about a promotion. )


Title: Headache
Fandom: Green Lantern
Characters: Guy/Hal
Rating: PG

Write about an injury. )


Title: Flying
Fandom: Harry Potter/Young Justice
Characters: Kon/Sirius
Rating: PG-13

Write about a justifiable sin. )


Title: Not Enough Time
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Booster/Ted, Tora
Rating: PG

Write about something to hold on to. )


Title: Bet You'd Bottom
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13

Write about fragments. )
museofspeed: (Babs/Dinah)
Title: Oracle Likes to Watch.
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Oracle/Roy.
Word Count: 600
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Phonesex/Camerasex. Roy doesn't know whether Oracle's a guy or a girl, and he totally doesn't *care*.
Author's Notes: From DC kink challenge. Which you (yes, you) should go check out and write for this instant! Originally posted here, though I edited it before posting here. Now it's pornier.

Roy held up what was, for lack of a better word, a dildo. ''What's this one supposed to do again? I built it exactly according to your specifications and all it does is vibrate.'' )
museofspeed: (Pile of robins)
Title: Young Jedi Part 5: The Final Battle.
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Barthu/Timo, Konel/Cissi, Anita/Lobo, Steff, Ca'as, Cassi, Greta, Maxius, Kalel, Walli, Diana, Bruce Wayne, Oracle, Dik.
Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 3. Ends.
Word Count: 3800
Rating: PG
Summary: Final battles! Explosions! Shocking twists! The Jedi League!
Author's Notes: I FINISHED IT! THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS DONE! I? Can finish WiPs! Okay, that was fun. I have no idea where the Konel/Cissie came from. I think they decided to ignore my hope that Konel and Cassi would get together and do their own thing. Ah, well. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for the beta! Also, the WiP is over, but the series? I'm likely to write a crossover where Barthu meets Bart and Tim, driving Bart to be possessive and Tim to be highly confused. I also might write a Birds of Prey Star Wars crossover, mainly because I've got an awesome idea for Misfit. Fifth and final part of Young Jedi. First part here. Previous part here.

Thaddeus stared at him, then gave an unpleasant laugh. ''You little fool,'' he said. ''You're in love with a Jedi. You can't honestly believe it's going to work out. Better if I just kill you both now – '' )

Limericks!

Apr. 3rd, 2008 12:47 pm
museofspeed: (Timmy and the Bart)
There is nothing so awesome as limericks. Especially dirty limericks. And as I enjoy writing limericks, I am starting a limerick meme! Comment with a pairing, character, whatever and I will give you a limerick! Though I do reserve the right to refuse any pairing I feel I cannot write well or don't know the fandom.

To start you off, here are a few I've written. Under the cut for dirtiness.

Bart/Kon/Tim )

Bernard/Tim )

Cass/Steph )

ETA: Two more!
Dick/Roy )

Bart/Jaime )

ETA: More!

Tim/Steph )

Misfit/M'gann )

Babs/Dinah )

Mac/P.C. )

ETA More!

Cissie )

Rose/M'gann )

Booster/Beetle )

Rose/Tim )

Deadpool/Cable )
museofspeed: (Bart Kon Tim)
Title: Who Really Needs the Force Anyway?
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Timo/Barthu, Darth Lobo/Anita, Ca'as, Steff, Cassi, Cissie, Konel, Oracle, Greta.
Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100: 81. How?
Word Count: 1950
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The battle against the Sith has begun! Watch our Young Jedi friends sneak around an enemy ship! And two of the Sith Lords look incredibly familiar!
Author's Notes: Part 4 of Young Jedi. First part here, previous part here. This was supposed to be the last part but, well, it got long. I'm almost done with the last part, though, so it shouldn't be too long a wait.

''Do they still think we're immature children who are only doing this because we want to get attention?'' )
museofspeed: (Pile of robins)
Title: Make Way for the New Girl Wonder.
Fandom: Batman.
Characters: Helena Kyle-Wayne, Tim Drake, Oracle, Two-Face, Steph Brown/Cass Cain, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Commissioner Renee Montoya.
Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] wtf27: 17. Trading Places.
Word Count: 1,100
Rating: G.
Summary: Jason's costume is missing (again), and Helena's missing too. And Two-Face is attacking a toilet paper warehouse. Tim's only been Batman for six months and Bruce is going to kill him if his little girl gets hurt.
Author's Note: Yet another JusticeVerse fic! Thanks for [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for the speedy Beta.

''This toilet paper is under my protection.'' )
museofspeed: (Birds of Prey)
Title: Chocolate Masks
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie, Babs.
Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] fanfic50: 9. Smile.
Word Count: 280
Rating: G
Summary: Barbara's busy, but Charlie wants to show her something!
Notes: Vaguely written for [livejournal.com profile] bradygirl_12's Chocolate Challenge, though it might be too late. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for the beta!


I have nothing clever to say here. )

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