museofspeed: (Science!)
Title: Flaming Punch
Author: [livejournal.com profile] museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted/Booster
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1364
Prompt: 8. Event
Summary: There's a party at JLI headquarters. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. It's tragic.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Took me forever to post this, agh. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for beta'ing! Originally posted here for [livejournal.com profile] boostlethon. Also, bad jokes. I should warn for that, right?

Ted sighed dramatically. ''I thought of asking Tora, but I'm afraid she'd just give me the cold shoulder.'' )


As a bonus, have a Halloween comment fic:


Title: Blue Beetle's Stupid
Author: [livejournal.com profile] museofspeed
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Milagro Reyes
Rating: G
Word Count: 653
Prompt: 27. Manipulate
Summary: Milagro wants Jaime to take her trick-or-treating.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings:

''Guy Gardner is not stupid! He was brain damaged and it's not his fault and he's better now!'' )
museofspeed: (Impulse)
Any day now I'll be done with these and able to post interesting stuff!

Title: Blip
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted, Jaime
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Prompt: 30. Space-time continuum.
Summary: Ted and Jaime meet, thanks to a rip in the space-time continuum.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] shigeki_jkp!
And here she goes again with the millions of posts! )


Title: Jailbait
Fandom: Torchwood/DCU
Characters: Tim, Jack
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 260
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] darthbatgirl
The cut just insulted your mother. )

Title: Harper Charm
Fandom: DC/Torchwood
Characters: Roy, Owen
Rating: G
Word Count: 142
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] jacklemmon
I love it when people have the same names cross-universe. )

Title: Bending
Fandom: Avatar/DC
Characters: Misfit, Aang
Rating: G
Word Count: 146
Author's Notes: for [livejournal.com profile] secondbatgirl
Cuuuuuteness abounds! )

Title: Death
Fandom: Sandman/Discworld
Characters: Death, Death
Rating: G
Word Count: 125
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] elobscuro
Last one for now! Phew! )
museofspeed: (Snapper Carr)
Title: Night Frights
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 69. Thunder
Word Count: 360
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's scared of thunder.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] roguecatwoman!
Got a lot of these. )

Title: Bombs away!
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Prompt: 25. No time for the bomb squad.
Word Count: 150
Rating: G
Summary: Bart's playing games and a bomb's about to go off!
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] milleniumrex!
And I don't really feel like being clever... )

Title: Bernard's an Idiot
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Tim/Jaime, Bernard
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Prompt: 28. Ripples
Summary: Bernard traumatizes Jaime.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] aravistarkheena because we were talking about how much Bernard would terrify Jaime.
So just cuttin' away. )

Title: Screwdrivers Can Stand to be a Little More Sonic
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Ted Kord, Tenth Doctor
Rating: G
Word Count: 170
Prompt: 26. Timeline
Summary: A conversation between the Doctor and a young Ted Kord.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] fleur_de_liz.
Might get bored of this at some point. )

Title: Who Cares About Honor?
Fandom: Avatar/Batman
Characters: Zuko, Tim.
Word Count: 176
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] aravistarkheena
Seriously, anyone read these? )

Title: Wannabe Great
Fandom: Mulan, Birds of Prey
Characters: Misfit, Mushu
Word Count: 224
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] milleniumrex
Also, I have no idea how many I need. )

Title: My Vengeance is Darker than Yours
Fandom: DC Comics/Harry Potter
Characters: Misfit, Lord Voldemort
Word Count: 82
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] derawr
Maybe I should check that. )

Title: Unacceptable
Fandom: Candyland/Artemis Fowl
Characters: Artemis Fowl, Lord Licorice
Word Count: 229
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] nebulia
Ten, from the looks of things. )

Title: No Gold!
Fandom: Road to El Dorado/Discworld
Characters: Ponder Stibbons, Tulio.
Word Count: 141
Rating: G
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] eliyes
Penultimate cut text! )
bonus round! )


Title: Redeeming Demons
Fandom: Good Omens/Road to El Dorado
Characters: Aziraphale, Miguel
Word Count: 160
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] bergann
Right now, I'm eating goat cheese and crackers. It's delicious. )
museofspeed: (Justice Riders Diana)
Title: All Tied Up and Nowhere to Go
Fandom: Golden Age Teen Titans
Characters: Roy/Dick
Word Count: 1079
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Speedy and Robin are tied up in a warehouse.
Author's Notes: Written for The Anonymous Kink Meme! Seriously, folks. So many good prompts, GO WRITE SOME! Thank you to the lovely [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for the speedy beta job and title help!

''If this is leading into a 'Boy Hostage' joke, I don't wanna hear it,'' Dick muttered. )


So remember when I asked for prompt request? I finally ended up doing some. Yay!


Title: No Es Bueno
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Beetle, Jaime, Eddie
Rating: G
Word Count: 434
Prompt: 32. Rebuild
Summary: Zatara turned Jaime and Eddie into toddlers. Booster and Beetle are babysitting. Shenanigans ensue.
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Author's Notes/Warnings: I used Google Translate for all the Spanish in here, so tell me if it's utterly wrong? Written for the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] felonazcorp.

''Eres estúpido!'' Jaime shouted. ''Te odio, Diablo Rojo!'' )



Title: Paperwork
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 6. Hours
Word Count: 365
Rating: PG
Summary: There's a lot of paperwork Tim has to do, but Bart is bored.
Author's Notes: Written for the amazing [livejournal.com profile] anthraciteowl!

Tim grit his teeth and set out to do the work. )
museofspeed: (Carol and Bart are love)
Hey people! Firstly, I'd like to introduce the ones of you who have twitter to my new, highly addictive twitter account! Shananagin! Because I am predictable!

Secondly! You know how I love asking for prompts but hate actually writing them? I'm going to try YET AGAIN to get inspired. But this time, I'm doing it in a way that should hopefully tilt the prompts in the writing direction I want to go.

So instead of picking any pairing and prompt, I want to use the tables I'm trying to fill. Go to that site and pick an unfinished prompt. If the table's got a pairing specified, that's the pairing I'm writing. If it's got a character, you can pick another character to pair off if you want. You can add to the prompt if you want, or use a prompt from more than one table in a single request. (For instance, if the pairing is Bart/Tim/Carol, there can be a prompt from the Bart/Tim table and the Bart/Carol table.)

First two get at least 1000 words, second three get at least 500, and everyone else gets at least a drabble. After I've done one, you can request again, but I might not answer the second one.
museofspeed: (WWTKD?)
WHY DON'T I HAVE A TELEVISION? WHYYYYY?
museofspeed: (Jaime's family)
So you know Blue Beetle?

If the answer is no, you have to buy all four trades right now. If the answer is yes, but you don't own the first four trades, buy them right now. Then start buying the monthlies.

I'm serious. I don't want this canceled. I'm buying the fourth trade right now even though I bought the monthlies for it. Unfortunately, there is no comic book store anywhere near me, but I'm going to either get my friends or my parents to start picking it up for me. Because they can't cancel this. I like it too much.

So come on! Show them that Blue Beetle is a valuable comic! It's one of the best comics being put out right now, and I don't want them to take it away because people don't buy it!

Also, Firefly's soundtrack is awesome to listen to when you study.
museofspeed: (Pile of robins)
First three are from the stuff I'd never write challenge!

Title: Too Late
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart, Tim, Jaime
Prompt: 9. Months
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart's back. But not how Tim remembers him.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] greeneyelove

1. Bart comes back, but like Jason did, he comes back bug fuck crazy. )

Title: What Would You Do...
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, mentions of others
Prompt: 64. Fall
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim is made an offer.
Author's Notes: I have no excuses. None. For [livejournal.com profile] geministar01

2. Through magic, Tim changes history, saving Bart and Kon's lives in exchange for never becoming Robin and, thus, never meeting any of his friends. Ever. )

Title: Holy PDA, Batman!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Dick, Steph, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 177
Prompt: 8. Superhearing
Summary: Dick and Bernard are being disgustingly lovey-dovey. It sickens Tim.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [livejournal.com profile] darthbatgirl.

2. Bernard/Dick star cross lovers )

These few are for my Misfit prompt begging session which is still open for requests!

Title: Crazy Batkid
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Barbara, Bruce, Charlie, Damian
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] fanfic50: 46. Care. For [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 42. Teleportation.
Word Count: 267
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce needs someone to babysit Damian. Barbara is busy.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] angel_gidget.

Charlie, Damien -- Please cheer up, emo kid? Pretty please? Before someone loses a head? )

Title: Hanging Out
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie, Dick
Prompt: 15. Charm
Word Count: 118
Rating: G
Summary: Charlie's bored and lonely.
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] darthbatgirl

How about Misfit and Dick. Prompt ''hey I hear there's a tradition between Batgirls and Robins hanging out.'' )
museofspeed: (Babs/Dinah)
Title: Lingerie
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Lana/Lois
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 477
Prompt: 7. Telescopic vision
Summary: Lana says she's wearing sexy underwear for her interview with Superman.
Author's Notes: Written for the DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE! Go join in the fun!

''Guess what I'm wearing.'' )

Title: Misfit and Spoiler
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie/Steph
Prompt: 1. Finish
Word Count: 500
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Misfit and Spoiler may not be as famous a dynamic duo as Batgirl and Robin, but that doesn't mean they aren't awesome!
Notes: Also for the porn battle! It is good fun!

''Sex with Batgirl was great.'' )

Title: Not Titans Material
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie/Jaime
Prompt: 3. Alone
Word Count: 231
Rating: G
Summary: Misfit isn't Titans material. Then again, Jaime's technically not a Titan.
Notes: This one's NOT for the porn battle! Instead it's for [livejournal.com profile] milleniumrex! Who is currently out-writing everyone in the porn battle!

''You guys are jerks.'' )
museofspeed: (Jaime's family)
Title: Falling Bird
Characters: Bruce, Tim, Dick
Rating: PG
Prompt: A world where Tim is the first Robin and Dick the third.

for axolotl_lan )



Title: Let Me Guess
Characters: Bernard/Tim
Rating: G
Prompt: Tim and Bernard in a musical.
Warnings: CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK! And bad poetry.

for anthraciteowl )



Title: Payment
Characters: Cass/Steph
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass/Steph in the Crime Syndicate world.

for andrensath )



Title: Foolishness Will Not Be Tolerated
Characters: Bruce/Ted
Rating: PG
Prompt: Batman/Beetle in a pirate AU.

for runenklinge )



Title: Conspiracy
Characters: Jaime, Guy
Rating: PG
Prompt: The Reach is good, Oans are bad, and the Green Lanterns are their unwitting dupes.

for ms_kinnikufan )



Title: Show and Tell
Characters: Jaime, Guy, Ted/Booster, Bea, Tora.
Rating: G
Prompt: Jaime and Milagro are adopted by the Justice League.

also for ms_kinnikufan )
museofspeed: (Science!)
Title: Partners
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Supporting cast
Characters/Pairing: Jaime/Scarab, Milagro
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 500
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 49. Impenetrable exoskeleton. For [livejournal.com profile] wtf27: 20. Aliens.
Summary: Jaime has an interesting dream. The Scarab just wants to help.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Ahaha, I shouldn't hang around kink memes. They're dangerous to someone as open to suggestions as I am. So yeah, written for the DCU Anonymous Kink Meme, so if anyone asks, I didn't write it, kay? But seriously, go check it out. There are tons of open prompts and you can still make requests.

Yeah... I don't know what I was thinking either... )

Limericks!

Apr. 3rd, 2008 12:47 pm
museofspeed: (Timmy and the Bart)
There is nothing so awesome as limericks. Especially dirty limericks. And as I enjoy writing limericks, I am starting a limerick meme! Comment with a pairing, character, whatever and I will give you a limerick! Though I do reserve the right to refuse any pairing I feel I cannot write well or don't know the fandom.

To start you off, here are a few I've written. Under the cut for dirtiness.

Bart/Kon/Tim )

Bernard/Tim )

Cass/Steph )

ETA: Two more!
Dick/Roy )

Bart/Jaime )

ETA: More!

Tim/Steph )

Misfit/M'gann )

Babs/Dinah )

Mac/P.C. )

ETA More!

Cissie )

Rose/M'gann )

Booster/Beetle )

Rose/Tim )

Deadpool/Cable )
museofspeed: (Cassie being awesome)
Title: The Future Was Then
Fandom: Young Justice/Teen Titans
Characters: Greta, Slobo, Anita, Kon, Bart, Tim, Cassie. Rose, Jaime, Eddie, M'gann, Tim, Cassie. Cissie, Anita, Greta, Lagoon Boy.
Pairings: Tim/Cassie/Kon, past Kon/Tana, Kon/Cassie, Bart/Tim.
Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100: 79. When? [livejournal.com profile] wtf27: 19. Timeshift.
Word Count: 4000
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Young Justice is stranded in time! Luckily, there's a Titans Tower nearby. The Titans are always dependable, right? They're the good guys, right? They haven't been changed through bad writing and crises to the point at which they're no longer the happy, fun team we're used to, right? They wouldn't forget their old friends. Right?
Author's Notes: This is not the beginning of a work in progress. It is a one shot. That being said, this is setting up an AU I've been working on that I like to call JusticeVerse for lack of a better title. I've got a lot of other one shots in this JusticeVerse that I've written and sent to my beta, so expect more! Also, this is AU, so I can ignore the inconsistencies in my Young Justice timeline. Like I think they actually should know Robin's real name at this point, but it was more convenient for them not to. Also, thank you to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 for beta-ing.


''There're these golden statues out front. One's Wally but I don't know the other guy. The Titans...'' Bart's eyes widened. ''No way. Rose!'' )
museofspeed: (What Would Ted Kord Do?)
Title: Gold and Blue (Times Two) Part 2.
Characters: Jaime/Bart, Booster/Ted, Wally, Jai, Iris, Paco, Brenda.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300
Summary: Jaime and Bart babysit the West kids. Ted makes a chart of the different forms of humor. All this, and Exploding Explosions!
Author's Notes: Thanks as always to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] julius12. Here is part 1, and here is where all former parts can be found. Which is technically just part one, but hush.

''Baaart,'' Iris said, ''Jai says I can’t be Impulse because I’m a girl!'' )
museofspeed: (What Would Ted Kord Do?)
Title: Gold and Blue (Times Two) Part 1
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Ted/Booster, (eventual) Jaime/Bart.
Word Count: 1100
Rating: R
Summary: Bart's alive! Ted's alive! Booster and Jaime weren't dead to begin with!
Author's Notes: This was going to be a one shot. Then it started getting really long, and I wasn't near finished, so I decided it had to be a multi-parter. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 as always for the beta.

''You're an oxymoron,'' Booster said. )
museofspeed: (Bart)

Title: Twenty Random Facts About Bart Allen.
Rating: PG-13 at a stretch.
Characters:
Bart, Tim, Max, Carol, Superboy, Jaime, Rose, others.
Prompt: 87: Life
Summary: Just like the title says.
Author's Notes: Written for

[personal profile] quirky_circe's 20 Random Fic Fest. Also for [profile] fanfic100 because multitasking is fun!

 


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