museofspeed: (Darth Spike)
Everyone should go join [ profile] counted_stars. It's an amazing new RP that takes place in Star Wars. I'll be playing Spike and Deadpool. Deadpool's app is the funniest thing ever, and Spike looks sexy with a lightsaber. SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THAT ICON.
museofspeed: (Batshower!)
theI AM meme

...I like being compared to characters. ¬_¬

Ummmmm... something else interesting I can say.



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museofspeed: (MORE MURDER!)
Title: Big Sister
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: Nightwing
Characters/Pairing: Dick, Jason
Rating: PG
Word Count: 317
Prompt: 63. Crossdressing
Summary: Dick's a girl, Jason teases.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [ profile] shiny_glor_chan in [ profile] comment_fic. Originally posted here.

Read it! )

Title: Batman Will Kill Us
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Kon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 469
Prompt: 52. Taboo
Summary: They really shouldn't be doing this.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [ profile] aravistarkheena on [ profile] comment_fic. Originally posted here.

Read it! )

Title: Eskimo Attack
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Nightwing/Deadpool
Rating: PG
Word Count: 260
Prompt: For [ profile] dcu_freeforall: 31. Lips. For [ profile] marvel_drabbles: 4. Lips.
Summary: ...I don't know how to summarize this. Just look at the pairing, that should be enough to decide if you want to read this or not.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [ profile] aravistarkheena. Originally posted here.

Read it! )

Title: Trust Me
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: Dick Grayson
Characters/Pairing: Dick/Barbara
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 342
Prompt: 5. Romance/romantic
Summary: Dick has a surprise for Barbara.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Written for [ profile] moontyger here.

Read it! )

Title: Quiet Evening
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Bianca Reyes/Alberto Reyes
Rating: G
Word Count: 190
Prompt: 5. Infinite Crisis
Summary: Alberto and Bianca on a night when nothing specifically is going wrong.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [ profile] lady_sarai! Yes, it is posted right here if you want to read it twice.

Yeah, I get bored of cut texts. )

Title: Fighting Aliens is Romantic
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Paco/Brenda
Rating: G
Word Count: 315
Prompt: 18. upheaval
Summary: A date, interrupted by aliens.
Disclaimer: Still not mine, no.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [ profile] lady_sarai! Right here.

Read it and weep! )

Title: Hiding With Chocos
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: Blue Beetles
Characters/Pairing: Booster/Beetle
Rating: G
Word Count: 194
Prompt: 12. Loss
Summary: Ted comes across Booster hiding from J'onn.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don't own a thing.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For [ profile] fairady, right here.

Read it! )

Title: Duct Tape
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Universe: 616
Character/Pairing/Series/Group: Cable/Deadpool
Table #8 - Prompt: 7. hands
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 373
Summary: Wade really has to pee.
Author Note: For [ profile] ladyames! Right here!

Read it! )

Title: Stalker
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Universe: DC/Marvel
Character/Pairing/Series/Group: Kon/Wade
Table #8 - Prompt: 8. Hips
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 444
Summary: Wade keeps following Superboy around. It's annoying.
Author Note: For [ profile] aravistarkheena. Here.

Read it! )
museofspeed: (Nightwing)
Title: Yadda Yadda
Author: [ profile] shananagin
Claim: For [ profile] dcu_freeforall: Dick Grayson. For [ profile] marvel_drabbles: Deadpool
Characters/Pairing: Nightwing/Deadpool
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1110
Prompt: For [ profile] marvel_drabbles: 5. Legs. For [ profile] dcu_freeforall: 45. Crimson
Summary: Nightwing and Deadpool have a very chatty fight.
Disclaimer: Nightwing belongs to DC Comics. Deadpool to Marvel. Nothing belongs to Shana. Now look up at the shiny distraction so your wallets can belong to Deadpool.
Author's Deadpool's Notes: So Shana entirely accidentally got herself duct taped to a chair again. That means it's up to me to give the notes! So, do re mi fa so la ti do! There are your notes! ...nothing? Come on, that was hilarious! Music jokes never get old! Ugh, you probably are a viola player or something. They just curl into a ball and cry when you make music jokes at them. It's cause they automatically assume they're the target. Speaking of which, what's the difference between a viola player and a mercenary? We only use violin cases! Come on, you think we'd stoop so low as to use a viola case to carry our weapons? That would be WAY more suspicious than just walking around armed. Really. Oh! RIGHT! This was originally written for the [ profile] dc_kink meme. Here's the prompt, blah, blah, I HOPE YOU GET CHOKED TO DEATH WITH VIOLA STRINGS.

You know what musical instrument is awesome, though? Piccolo. Couldn't you just say that over and over and over again? Piccolo piccolo piccolo piccolo piccolo piccolo piccolo piccolo piccolo pick your nose piccolo. )
museofspeed: (Batshower!)
Soooo new plan! Instead of making a post every time I make a new comment fic, I'll just edit this post to include it. This way I never lose track of 'em, and I don't spam! The only ones I'll crosspost to my journal are the ones that are for challenges or I like particularly much. Good plan? Good plan.

Under here! Find the joy! )
museofspeed: (Finest ass in the DCU)
Random bit of fanart I found it's by Jose Luis Alfaro Barajas Jr and I found it in a random Nightwing google. What, like you never randomly google Nightwing. The man is very google-able, ok?

Deadpool would win, but that's only because he'd cheat. )
museofspeed: (Carol and Bart are love)
Hey people! Firstly, I'd like to introduce the ones of you who have twitter to my new, highly addictive twitter account! Shananagin! Because I am predictable!

Secondly! You know how I love asking for prompts but hate actually writing them? I'm going to try YET AGAIN to get inspired. But this time, I'm doing it in a way that should hopefully tilt the prompts in the writing direction I want to go.

So instead of picking any pairing and prompt, I want to use the tables I'm trying to fill. Go to that site and pick an unfinished prompt. If the table's got a pairing specified, that's the pairing I'm writing. If it's got a character, you can pick another character to pair off if you want. You can add to the prompt if you want, or use a prompt from more than one table in a single request. (For instance, if the pairing is Bart/Tim/Carol, there can be a prompt from the Bart/Tim table and the Bart/Carol table.)

First two get at least 1000 words, second three get at least 500, and everyone else gets at least a drabble. After I've done one, you can request again, but I might not answer the second one.
museofspeed: (Tim and Bart)
Title: We Don't Have to Explain It.
Fandom: DC/Marvel
Characters: Deadpool, Bob Agent of HYDRA, Weasel, Irene Merryweather, Cable, Kon, Bart/Tim, Bart/Carol.
Prompt: For [ profile] fanfic100: 17. Brown, for [ profile] wtf27: 21. Doppelganger, for [ profile] random_30: 010. The what with the what?, for [ profile] marvel_drabbles: 01. Fingers, and for [ profile] dcu_freeforall: 37. Magic
Word Count: 3200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Carol and Tim both have a thing for Bart. Deadpool narrates. Well, mostly.
Author's Notes: Hey, feebs! Deadpool, here! I duct taped Shana to a chair again (in REVENGE, but you'll learn about that later). Anywho, I got some stuff to say! First of all, like that beta chick, [ profile] julius12 said, "Fourth wall got busted so hard it doesn't know what hit it. It's lying in the street asking if anyone got the truck number." So yeah, consider yourself warned. Also, [ profile] second_batgirl? This is partly your fault, so you better be happy! Or, you know, run and hide before they get sick of throwing the rocks and rotting fruit at Shana and decide to turn on you. Just thought I'd warn you! Oh, also, there isn't much plot. Mainly because SOMEONE kept going off topic. Oh, wait, that's me, isn't it? It's brilliant, go read it.

museofspeed: (Jaime's family)
Title: Fourth Wall Breakdown
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Wade Wilson, Me
Prompt: For [ profile] coldfiredragon's Cliche thingy: Trapped together.
Word Count: 730
Rating: PG-13
Summary: I'm writing. Wade wants Bea/Wade fic. I don't oblige.
Author's Deadpool's Notes: Hi, people! Shana'd do these if she weren't COMPLETELY ACCIDENTALLY superglued to a chair. Anyway, I'd like to thank the academy - oh, not the academy? Right. Thanks, [ profile] julius12 for being an awesome beta and only a Mary Sue by coincidence. And this was [ profile] axolotl_lan's request. If it sucks, I'll have rotten potatoes and half-eaten chimichangas to throw! Oh, and Shana wants you to know that the excerpt you read here is part of her depressing sex pollen fic. That's it! Go read the story!

''Threatening me will get you nowhere. Remember, you need us fanfiction writers if you want to get laid at all.'' )
museofspeed: (Default)
I've got a few more to do, and I'm still (always) open for new prompts! Here, if you're interested. Also, many of these might be continued.

Title: Morning
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Genderswap verse

For phoenix_lia )

Title: Sexy Vampires
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart, Tim, Kon
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Gothic Vampire Novel
Notes: You have to check out Vampyre and the sequel Zhombies of London if you want amazing vampire AU fanfic. They're by [ profile] girl_starfish, and they are what inspired me to write AUs in the first place.

For anthraciteowl )

Title: Peace and Quiet
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Cass, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass and Tim during World War II. Tim comes home after being away at war.

For greeneyelove )

Title: Girl Wonder
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Cissie/Cassie
Rating: PG
Prompt: Cassie as Batman's sidekick, not Wonder Woman's.

For milleniumrex )

Title: Can't Hold his Liquor
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster, Beetle, Guy
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Justice Riders!

For duskdog717 )

Title: Honorable Young Samurais of Justice
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Tim/Bart, Young Justice
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Ancient Japan
Notes: I know very little about ancient Japan. Consequently...crack.

For geministar01 )

Title: Got an Impulse
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart Allen, Conner Kent
Rating: PG
Prompt: Tangent universe Young Justice

For cissie_king )

Title: You Wouldn't Want to get Between them Either.
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Characters: Slobo, Deadpool, Bart, Kon, Weasel.
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Slobo and Deadpool fighting.

For axolotl_lan )

Title: Status Quo
Fandom: *wince* High School Musical (Oh god I'm so ashamed)
Characters: Sharpay, Troy, Chad/Ryan.
Rating: PG
Prompt: Superhero AU.

For unrequited_rain )

Title: Training
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Diana, Charlie
Rating: G
Prompt: Charlie is an Amazon being trained by Wonder Woman.

For andrensath )

Title: Humans
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Kory/Dick, Komand'r
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Tamaran-occupied Earth

For seriousfic )

Title: The Cat Bandit
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Bruce/Selina
Rating: PG
Prompt: Western

For roguecatwoman )

Title: Power
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Jenni/Steph, Everyone here.
Rating: R
Prompt: Anti-matter Young Justice

For runenklinge )

Title: Commander
Fandom: Blue Beetle
Characters: Bianca Reyes, Peacemaker, Paco, Brenda
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: The Reyes and friends in Titans of Tomorrow universe.

For ms_kinnikufan )
museofspeed: (Justice Riders)
Writing Chat Thingy fics.

Title: Just the Two of Us
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Rating: PG
Prompt: Write About a Sudden Storm.

Clicky )

Title: Stopping By For a Quick Bite
Fandom: JusticeVerse
Characters: Iris/Mar'i
Rating: PG
Prompt: Someone is calling your name.

This one's still in progress. I want to make it longer. )

Title: Stay Out of the Cave!
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Jason, Dick, Bruce.
Rating: G
Prompt: write about an overheard remark.

I was asked for non-angsty Jason...far be it from me to resist a challenge like that! )

Title: Iced
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Rose
Rating: G
Prompt: ice pack
Notes: Takes place during Bart and Rose's original time on the Titans.

For Milleniumrex. )

Title: Your Turn.
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: domesticity

For axolotl_lan )

Title: The Internet is for Porn
Fandom: DC
Characters: Cissie/Batman
Rating: R
Prompt: computers

For cissie_king )

Title: Playtime
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: R
Prompt: toy store

For geministar01 )

Title: Fever
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: PG
Prompt: fever

for darthbatgirl )

Title: Easy to Scare
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Bernard/Robin
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: "I bet you say that to all the girls . . .er, guys."

for anthraciteowl )
museofspeed: (Superboy)
Writing Chat Thingy! Again, find all of these, and other awesome things (hi [ profile] axolotl_lan and [ profile] geministar01!) here. I'm again skipping wordcounts because they're all really freaking short.

Title: Incredibly Bored
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim/Kon
Rating: R
Notes: This one might be fleshed out someday. But not soon, most likely.

Write about passing time. )

Title: Welcome to the Team
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie, Babs
Rating: PG

Write about a promotion. )

Title: Headache
Fandom: Green Lantern
Characters: Guy/Hal
Rating: PG

Write about an injury. )

Title: Flying
Fandom: Harry Potter/Young Justice
Characters: Kon/Sirius
Rating: PG-13

Write about a justifiable sin. )

Title: Not Enough Time
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Booster/Ted, Tora
Rating: PG

Write about something to hold on to. )

Title: Bet You'd Bottom
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13

Write about fragments. )
museofspeed: (Jubilee/Robin! Best canon Crossover pair)
Various chatwriting thingy ficlets!

Title: Surprise!
Prompt: Open the Box
Fandom: Young Justice
Pairing: Bart/Tim
Rating: G
Original post

Surprise! )

Title: Murder
Prompt: Write about someone who sinned.
Fandom: Justice Riders
Pairing: Diana, Wally
Rating: PG
Original Post.

Murder )

Title: Zounds!
Prompt: Write about a balcony
Fandom: Marvel
Pairing: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13
Original Post.

Zounds! )

Title: The Ultimate Long Distance Relationship
Prompt: I carried it in my pocket
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Pairing: Jubilee/Robin
Rating: PG
Original Post.

It's canon, bitches! )

Title: Flaming Pencils
Prompt: Returning Takes Too Long
Fandom: Impulse
Pairing: Bart/Carol
Rating: G
Original Post.

Flaming Pencils )

Title: I Love You
Prompt: Write a daydream
Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Booster/Beetle
Rating: G
Original Post.

I Love You )
museofspeed: (Junior)
Title: Shut Up!
Fandom: Cable and Deadpool
Characters: Nate/Wade
Word Count: 1100
Rating: NC-17
Summary: An piece done only in dialogue. Nate and Wade have sex. Yeah, that's it.
Author's Notes: There are two reasons I wrote this. One, because I feel I say ____ said way too often and two, because writing Wade is so much fun.

''Can you do anything with that mouth besides talk?'' )


Apr. 3rd, 2008 12:47 pm
museofspeed: (Timmy and the Bart)
There is nothing so awesome as limericks. Especially dirty limericks. And as I enjoy writing limericks, I am starting a limerick meme! Comment with a pairing, character, whatever and I will give you a limerick! Though I do reserve the right to refuse any pairing I feel I cannot write well or don't know the fandom.

To start you off, here are a few I've written. Under the cut for dirtiness.

Bart/Kon/Tim )

Bernard/Tim )

Cass/Steph )

ETA: Two more!
Dick/Roy )

Bart/Jaime )

ETA: More!

Tim/Steph )

Misfit/M'gann )

Babs/Dinah )

Mac/P.C. )

ETA More!

Cissie )

Rose/M'gann )

Booster/Beetle )

Rose/Tim )

Deadpool/Cable )
museofspeed: (What Would Ted Kord Do?)
Title: Christmas in the Spring
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool, Weasel, Irene Merryweather.
Word Count: 800
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Some writers have no sense of good timing.
Author's Notes: Woah, Marvel fic! Warnings for wall-breaking. Also, in honor of the fact that it's a Cable/Deadpool fic, Deadpool will be answering your comments.

''Massage oil,'' Wade said, rolling his eyes. ''Well, at-sign-number-sign-percent-ampersand you.'' )

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