2008-02-02

museofspeed: (Huge Tracts of Land)
2008-02-02 03:46 pm

Fic: Huge Tracts of Land. PG. Tim, Bernard, Nina Dowd, Bart, Kon.

Title: Huge Tracts of Land
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Supporting Characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard, Tim, Nina Dowd, Bart, Kon.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 800
Prompt: For [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 18. Mind Control. For [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100: 76. Who?
Summary: Tim goes over to Bernard's house for dinner. And meets Bernard's mother.
Disclaimer: I don't own. Please don't sue.
Author's Notes/Warnings: Very cracky. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] julius12 as always for the beta. Also: My personal canon now includes this fic. Or at least the important bits of it.

''Look, it's my mother. She, um, she sort of has this affliction. It's not contagious or anything, believe me, but...um, please don't stare.'' )