Limericks!

There is nothing so awesome as limericks. Especially dirty limericks. And as I enjoy writing limericks, I am starting a limerick meme! Comment with a pairing, character, whatever and I will give you a limerick! Though I do reserve the right to refuse any pairing I feel I cannot write well or don't know the fandom.

To start you off, here are a few I've written. Under the cut for dirtiness.

( Bart/Kon/Tim )

( Bernard/Tim )

( Cass/Steph )

ETA: Two more!
( Dick/Roy )

( Bart/Jaime )

ETA: More!

( Tim/Steph )

( Misfit/M'gann )

( Babs/Dinah )

( Mac/P.C. )

ETA More!

( Cissie )

( Rose/M'gann )

( Booster/Beetle )

( Rose/Tim )

( Deadpool/Cable )

Fic: Shut Up! Nate/Wade. NC-17.

Title: Shut Up!
Fandom: Cable and Deadpool
Characters: Nate/Wade
Word Count: 1100
Rating: NC-17
Summary: An piece done only in dialogue. Nate and Wade have sex. Yeah, that's it.
Author's Notes: There are two reasons I wrote this. One, because I feel I say ____ said way too often and two, because writing Wade is so much fun.

( ''Can you do anything with that mouth besides talk?'' )