Meme time! Cause, you know, I don't learn!

Though this is just one sentence each, so...

Give me a character or a pairing, and I will write you a one-sentence fic in each of the following genres: Angst, AU, Crack!Fic, Crossover, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, UST.

Might take a while. I'm not really here tonight.