Quick! To the Bat-fax!

Though this is just one sentence each, so...

Give me a character or a pairing, and I will write you a one-sentence fic in each of the following genres: Angst, AU, Crack!Fic, Crossover, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, UST.

Might take a while. I'm not really here tonight.

I took a Dick Grayson porn table for dcu_freeforall. This isn't that new information, but I decided I needed some help getting started.

So... Dick porn prompts! I'm setting no limit, but no matter how early or late you prompt, there's a pretty good chance I simply won't end up filling the prompt.

Oh, and I don't write Dick/Tim, Dick/Jason, or Dick/Bruce. There are probably other pairings I would blatantly refuse to do, but I'll tell you if you ask for one!

Give me a pairing/prompt. There must be Dick. Though there doesn't actually have to be dick if he's genderswapped or something.

I know, the puns are terrible.

...

GO!

Hey people! Firstly, I'd like to introduce the ones of you who have twitter to my new, highly addictive twitter account! Shananagin! Because I am predictable!

Secondly! You know how I love asking for prompts but hate actually writing them? I'm going to try YET AGAIN to get inspired. But this time, I'm doing it in a way that should hopefully tilt the prompts in the writing direction I want to go.

So instead of picking any pairing and prompt, I want to use the tables I'm trying to fill. Go to that site and pick an unfinished prompt. If the table's got a pairing specified, that's the pairing I'm writing. If it's got a character, you can pick another character to pair off if you want. You can add to the prompt if you want, or use a prompt from more than one table in a single request. (For instance, if the pairing is Bart/Tim/Carol, there can be a prompt from the Bart/Tim table and the Bart/Carol table.)

First two get at least 1000 words, second three get at least 500, and everyone else gets at least a drabble. After I've done one, you can request again, but I might not answer the second one.

From aravistarkheena:

Comment and I will....

a) Tell you why I friended you.

b) Associate you with something -- a fandom, song, colour, photo, etc.

c) Tell you something I like about you.

d) Tell you a memory I have of you.

e) Ask you something I've wanted to know about you

f) Tell you my favorite userpic from your list

g) In return, you need to post this on your own LJ.

And in honor of Halloween, from merfilly:

In honor of Halloween, I'm calling for people to ask me for one character or pairing, any fandom I know, and for the prompt, tell me a costume.

As many people as want can do it, but I don't promise I'll do 'em all. I'll try, but when I start wanting to shoot people, it's time to stop.

New plan. I finish everyone who's commented up until now and then I quit because I HATE MEMES NO ONE LET ME SIGN UP FOR ONE EVER AGAIN AAARGH.

cold_nostalgia, urplesquirrel, and dr_mellifluous, I owe you each a drabble. I cannot write your five things memes due to a) lack of inspiration and b) I'll explode if I try to do another five things meme. Leave me a pairing/prompt and I'll do it right here!

Also, here's the last five things meme I did manage to do.

(  Five times Charlie was in a love triangle (or other polygon) )

Saw felonazcorp do this and and I thought, what the heck, I love five things memes.

So here we go!

Give me a character or pairing or something and five things they did or did not do!

It's good, because I'm not at a point where I can write a million drabbles right now, and I've got stuff I should do, but five things memes are short. Usually.

Okay, so I want to just finish my wtf27 prompt table. I've only got ten left, and I've even got ideas for some of them. But it's easier to write when I'm writing stuff for other people, I've found. So, help me! Give me suggestions, and I'll probably write them!

These are the unfinished prompts:

004. Wings.
007. High School AU.
008. Apocaylpse Now.
011. Fantasy AU (traditional).
012. Fantasy AU (urban).
013. Fuck or Die.
015. Hookers.
021. Doppelganger.
024. Slaves.
026. Spies and Agents.

Thank you!

ETA: There are no claims with this challenge, so any fandom, character, pairing etcetera works! So long as I know it, I mean.