Fic: Who Should Top? Who Should Bottom? Young Justice. G.

[museofspeed]

Title: Who Should Top? Who Should Bottom?
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Pretty much all of Young Justice. Except Ray. No one cares about Ray. :-(
Prompt: 46. Star
Word Count: 258
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes these things take some serious coordinating.
Author's Notes: Written for shiny_glor_chan's Tim Topping Challenge. Because it is late and I am silly and oh god, I apologize.

"Kon's totally a bottom," Bart said. "I mean, just look at him!"

"No one's arguing that, Bart," Tim said. "Kon has to be a bottom. I don't think it could work otherwise. I mean, he's huge."

"Well, I can fly," Kon said. "So, you know, me topping wouldn't be such a bad thing."

"Kon, you're bottoming, don't argue," Tim said. "I think Cassie's a bottom too."

"Yeah, if Kon's a bottom, so am I," Cassie said. "I mean, I can take it! Easy!"

"You're so cute," Kon said, putting an arm around her. "I'm in the middle."

Cassie rolled her eyes. "I can't decide whether I want to hit you or kiss you. So who's topping?"

"Memememememe!" Bart said. "I wanna top! Please can I top? Please?"

Tim shook his head. "No, I don't think that makes sense. You're probably better on the... can you even stay still long enough?"

"Duh!" Bart said from about three places.

"...middle, definitely," Tim said. "Hmm. Slobo, up for bottoming?"

"You bastiches thought I'd be anywhere else?" Slobo snorted. "Can 'Nita be on top of me?"

"Fine." Tim sighed. "Kon, Cassie, Slobo, hands and knees next to each other. Anita, Bart, get on top of them."

The five other members of Young Justice did as ordered. Tim climbed on top of them and carefully balanced. "Cissie? Got the camera? Okay, Greta... float next to me. Cissie, take the picture."

Cissie snapped the photograph. "All right, the great Young Justice Human Pyramid has been forever immortalized!" She grinned. "Now, who wants ice cream?"

Comments

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Haha, loopholes are lovely! It's not that late. You still have all of 7/31. ...I should take that advice since my entry was a complete cop out, and not even a funny one. <<;;

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Hee! I was thinking "I really don't feel like writing porn, but bleh, contest, hey human pyramid!" And then this came out. THESE THINGS HAPPEN SOMETIMES.

[lady-sarai.livejournal.com]

I totally knew it was a human pyramid almost right away. ...I think this means I hang out with you too much. ;)

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly! Also, it's G-rated and please, me? Write an explicit orgy? I'd get lost!

[milleniumrex.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

This was awesome. I love YJ. :D

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Me too! You'll be shocked to hear. Thanks!

[scraplove.livejournal.com]

Adorable!! <3

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[saffmk.livejournal.com]

Somehow, i get the feeling I'm the only very, very few people who cares/acknowledge Ray's existence.

anyways, cute fic you had me thinking of an orgy until I read the last part.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I care about Ray! I just... have no freaking clue who he is. He wasn't in enough issues for me to get a handle on him.

Thanks! Hee!

[saffmk.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's true he only appeared in the last few issues of YJ? It's kinda sad that he didn't get much character development in YJ and kinda last minute in his own solo series XD

[saavikam77.livejournal.com]

*cackles* XD Too adorable!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

*grin* thanks!

[swingbound.livejournal.com]

D'aww. So cute! And happy! What a fun read to kick off the weekend. Yay!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you! Glad you enjoyed!

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling it was going to be a massive orgy but I still had no idea what they were actually doing until the very end.

Cute and hilarious <3

(I need a YJ icon! This one isn't quite appropriate)

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Psh, I'm using it to fill a Bart/Tim prompt (because I'm a DIRTY CHEATER) so it counts. :-P Thank you!