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Shana ([personal profile] museofspeed) wrote2007-03-28 06:47 pm

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Deathly Hallows covers

Which makes the plot of the seventh book quite clear.

Obviously, Harry, Ron and Hermione go swimming in treasure then use their new-found fortune to pay for manicures for Voldy and Harry.

And someone gets a shiny necklace with my initial on it.

You already know what I think the other horcruxes are...

They plot summaries are incredibly unhelpful. They manage to say exactly nothing that we didn't already know, and I don't even mean through the internet.

Perhaps I'll write my own, abridged book 7. And post it here. If I'm bored.

Also, the guy manages says this about the cover.

 "We're seeing Harry in a very interesting situation. Readers will find out exactly what the situation is."

GEE, THANKS!

"We're seeing Harry in a very interesting situation...but readers will never find out what it is. We just put it on because the other covers sucked."

Ok...that's all.

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2007-03-30 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
That would be awesome. AND SIRIUS IS COMING BACK DURING TONKS' AND REMUS' WEDDING AND IT'S GONNA BE ALL "speak now or forever hold your peace," and he'll bark, all heads will turn, and there will be Sirius, then they'll kiss, and all the fan authors will shriek and throw a party for Rowling.
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[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2007-04-01 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Deathly Owls would be an awesome book.