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[museofspeed]

Deathly Hallows covers

Which makes the plot of the seventh book quite clear.

Obviously, Harry, Ron and Hermione go swimming in treasure then use their new-found fortune to pay for manicures for Voldy and Harry.

And someone gets a shiny necklace with my initial on it.

You already know what I think the other horcruxes are...

They plot summaries are incredibly unhelpful. They manage to say exactly nothing that we didn't already know, and I don't even mean through the internet.

Perhaps I'll write my own, abridged book 7. And post it here. If I'm bored.

Also, the guy manages says this about the cover.

 "We're seeing Harry in a very interesting situation. Readers will find out exactly what the situation is."

GEE, THANKS!

"We're seeing Harry in a very interesting situation...but readers will never find out what it is. We just put it on because the other covers sucked."

Ok...that's all.

Comments

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

That would be awesome. AND SIRIUS IS COMING BACK DURING TONKS' AND REMUS' WEDDING AND IT'S GONNA BE ALL "speak now or forever hold your peace," and he'll bark, all heads will turn, and there will be Sirius, then they'll kiss, and all the fan authors will shriek and throw a party for Rowling.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Deathly Owls would be an awesome book.

[e-witness.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sucky summaries are the specialties nowadays.

And FWOOOT for Deathly Hallows! Even though I still hold that it's the lamest title ever. I actually cracked up laughing (derisively) when I first heard it and -refused- to believe JKR would ever do something like that. But, hm, as long as it has Snape in it and unfolds some of the mysteries, I'll be satisfied. (So excited!)

Hope your cold is better!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

I may be sort of skeptical of the quality of Rowling's writing these days (because I haven't read her books in awhile, probably) but still, you'll see me in the line round the block, count on it!

I still think she should give a nod to all the shippers out there. Just to be utterly awesome. I mean, HP's already on the banned books list (which it doesn't deserve, I mean COME ON), why not?

SNAPE IS GOOD!

[e-witness.livejournal.com]

SNAPE IS GOOD!

I love you. The end.

Seriously, I get so unreasonably frustrated and pissed off when people are like, "Snape? Ewww, that evil, ugly, greasy guy working for Voldemort? Who killed Dumbledore?" I want to stick my tongue out at them OR kick them in the balls. But it seems a little insane. I should at least give them the chance to explain their point of view a little more before throwing them out of the Astronomy Tower.

Er...but which shippers would she be nodding to? The Harry/Hermione ones? Or the Lucius/Snape ones? Or Fred/George perhaps? I was actually a bit upset she started pairing everyone up in the sixth book. For some reason, I kind of want the cheesy romance to stay out of these books. I get enough romance elsewhere, thank you.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Point. I was talking about the Remus/Sirius shippers, or the Harry/Draco shippers. In other words, me.

But yes, because if Rowling makes Snape evil, she takes away the one really good grey character in the books. Plus, Dumbledore trusts him.

And the romance was particularly bad. Rowling makes a terrible romance author. I guess no nods are needed to the fan authors. Let the fan authors handle the romance. They're experts. Or at least good at pretending.

You really, really need to read shoebox_project, speaking of good romance.

[e-witness.livejournal.com]

YES to the SB/RL and DM/HP shipping. If I read Shoebox, will you read Irresistable Poison? (http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/ip/)

And now, ultimate geekiness: http://www.cafepress.com/cultofsnape/2704307

Lord, I'm tempted to buy. I think I am.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I'm going to regret this, won't I? My homework will go undone and all that, won't it? Sure I'll read. I love good fanfiction (hard as it is to find).

Those shirts are simply awesome. Which would you get?

Or were you just going to get all of them? XD