Lesbian Vampires!

I had one of my more vivid and consistent dreams last night. In it, I was the oldest daughter in a family of lesbian vampires.

Yes, even the dad was a lesbian. Don't ask how. Sometimes these things just happen.

It started with us at home, and we couldn't let anyone know that we were lesbian vampires. We were watching a movie, I think, and occasionally hiding.

Then we were at the beach, under an umbrella, wearing lots and lots of sunscreen and long coverings.

Then, my little sister (a lesbian despite her lack of years) accidentally spilled our sexual identities and undeadhood to the entire beach!

Now, I'm not one to allow prejudices to run rampant. I said loudly to the rest of the beach. "Yes, we are lesbian vampires! But that isn't necessarily a bad thing!"

Then we went out to introduce ourselves to the bewildered beach. I think at one point I made a joke to someone who was reluctant to shake my hand about vampirism being contagious through the skin.

All in all, a lovely dream that teaches us about tolerance and love.

Fic: Young Jedi. Bart/Tim. PG.

Title: Young Jedi
Fandom: Young Justice, Star Wars
Characters: Timo/Barthu, Casi, Konel, Anita, Greta, Ray. (Tim Drake/Bart Alan, Cassie Sandsmark, Kon-El, Anita, Greta, Ray.) Assorted Jedi.
Prompt: fanfic100 : 35. Sixth Sense. wtf27 25. Media Crossover.
Word Count: 4170
Rating: PG
Summary: Timo Drakke wants to be a Jedi Knight. He isn't going to let a little thing like not being connected to the Force stop him. Even if it means sneaking into the Jedi Academy to learn what he needs to know.
Author's Notes: This...isn't nearly as cracky as it ought to be. I'm not saying it isn't cracky, but it could have been a lot crackier. If that's even a word. Anyways, this was also written for mrsarcastic_tim's crossover challenge. Which it isn't. Anyways, thank you to my wonderful, amazing, nice smelling poop head beta julius12 as always. Also, people who really, really know the Star Wars Universe? This is a total AU. My knowledge of Star Wars is limited to the movies and about three books I may have read in third grade. So I sort of made up how the school works. I hope it's enjoyable anyway!

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