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OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Yes, it is that awesome.

I'm not going to review or anything, except to say that you have to see it.

Also, I wore my Flash T-shirt to it. Why? Because I am really easily amused.

I want more movies with speedsters.

Tomorrow I'm posting the prompts list for the porn battle. Now I'm sleeping.

LET THE GIRLY PORN BEGIN!

The prompts are in, and now it's time for the 2008 DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE to begin!

But how is it a porn BATTLE, you ask?

Whoever writes the most wins! On August 1, I'll declare the battle over and make a list of everything written. Because apparently I like lists a lot. Who ever wrote the most gets a lovely banner by shadowkitten87! If you don't want to write that much that's okay too! You can write as many or as few as you want. I'll make a second banner for everyone who participated.

Now, I've only got two rule for this. Besides that, pretty much everything goes.

1. GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT! I don't care if you misspell a few words or use who instead of whom. But I'm going to assume that everyone playing here is an adult, and therefore they should have at least a high school level proficiency at writing. Basically, this is not Fanfiction.net, and if you write like it is, I'll delete your fic. I will comment first to tell you that I'm deleting it and why. I won't be very strict, but I want to be able to read these things without my inner grammar nazi threatening to kill people.

Please, please, please follow it. Spell check exists for a reason. So does the shift key. Use the two of them appropriately, and I probably won't have a problem.

2. DO NOT BREAK YOUR PROMPTS INTO TWO PARTS! Just post it to your own journal and link to it exactly as you would if it were one fic. I'm happy you're writing so much, but please, please, please do it this way. It makes it easier for me.

OKAY NOW, on to the prompts!

( DCU )

( DCAU )

( Crossovers )

I was going to organize them by fandom in the general DCU, but it gave me way too much pain. As it is, my attempts to organize made me forget that there are two Kates in the DCU. So I'm not entirely sure which of the Kates are Batwoman and which are Manhunter. Feel free to guess, check the prompts or ask me.

Speaking of which! If you have any questions, reply to the first comment with them. That way the rest of the comments can all be actual fics.

I understand that some people have trouble writing graphic sex or just don't want to. That's fine! This is a porn battle, but it doesn't have to be a graphic porn battle. HOWEVER, it is still a porn battle. You should include sex in some way, though it can be a fade to black or just not a graphic description of it if you want. If you want to write fic with no sex, by all means, still include it. It'll be an honorable mention, though, and not count towards the total number of prompts you've done.

If someone's already filled a prompt you want to do, that's fine! Do it anyway! The more the merrier!

Use this heading in the subject when posting.

TITLE: Fandom: Pairing, Prompt

If it's a crossover, the fandom should look like this.

Crossover: Fandom.

You don't need to say that it's DCU/Fandom because we already know it's DCU. Just the other fandom will do.

The second comment will be a correctly formatted fic if you want an example.

Yay! Go write! And comment on other people's writing! And everything!

ETA: For the next week I probably won't be around very much because I am traveling, but I'll check up every now and then to make sure no one's killing each other and stuff.

ETA2: pendown's post reminded me. If it's too long, DON'T split it into two comments. Post it to your journal than comment the exact same way with a link where the text would go. Sorry for forgetting that, pendown! Also, I added it into the rules.

ETA3: JUST TO BE CLEAR. ALL COMMENTS TO THE ENTRY DIRECTLY SHOULD BE ANSWERING PROMPTS. IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION OR A COMMENT THAT ISN'T A FIC, PUT IT IN THE FIRST COMMENT! Or I will delete your comment. Geeze, people is it that hard to read this post?