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EVERYONE.

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO WRITE FIC FOR THE 2008 DCU PORN BATTLE! GO! FIC! NOW! YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

Though actually, if people want to keep it going for a few weeks, I'm up for that too. What do you think, f-list? Time to end it or should I give an extension?

Suddenly, Rip Hunter doesn't just sound like a douche who doesn't like Ted!

Time is like a zipper.

The past is set and locked. Solid, if you will.

The future is wide open.

The present is the place currently being locked in.

When time is in flux, such as what have you that kept Booster running around trying to stop people from killing the doctor who delivered Jonothan Kent and get drunk with Jonah Hex, is like when a zipper breaks, and there are bits that are undone and you have to go back and fix it before coming back to wear you're supposed to be.

Booster managed to go back in time and change how the zipper had shut, but it meant the entire zipper was in the wrong place. The wrong teeth linked together.

Geoff Johns should hire me to explain these things!

Also, the cherries I'm eating right now taste like they've fermented.

2008 DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE WRAP UP POST!

That's the banner for everyone. It was made by unrequited_rain!

ETA: We also have one by the_huntresss! Take your pick! Or both!



( winners! )

( Now, the fics! )

( The official count )

What's that you say? You want more? But without the competition? At some point when I've had a chance to recover, I'll post the unused prompts in a new post. This one won't have a deadline, and I'll only barely moderate. It'll just be for fun. Because I can't handle the stress of a round two, but I loved all the fics we got! Great job everybody!