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[museofspeed]

Fanfic time!

Title: Deja Vu
Pairing: Draco/Harry, Albus Severus/Scorpius
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: DEATHLY HALLOWS
Summary: Professor McGonagall's seen this before.
Author Notes: I love this pairing. AS/S. Lovely. Thanks to unrequited_rain for the beta.

Professor McGonagall heard mysterious thumpings in the broom closet. She yanked open the door, and two boys tumbled out. One had light blond hair and the other had messy black hair.

 

“Potter! Malfoy!”

 

Harry Potter reached for his glasses, looking up at Professor McGonagall nervously.

 

“Er, Professor, we were just…”

 

“Shagging in a closet,” Draco Malfoy said.

 

“Shut up Malfoy,” Harry said.

 

“Honestly, Potter, it isn’t like there could be any other explan-”

 

“My office. Both of you. Now. Put on your trousers first, Potter.”

 

 

 

 

Professor McGonagall heard mysterious thumpings in the broom closet. She yanked open the door, and two boys tumbled out. One had light blond hair and the other had messy black hair.

 

“Potter! Malfoy!”

 

Albus Severus Potter reached for his glasses, looking up at Professor McGonagall nervously.

 

“Er, Professor, we were just…” Scorpius Malfoy said.

 

“Shagging in a closet,” Albus said..

 

“Shut up Al,” Scorpius said.

 

“Honestly, Scorp, it isn’t like there could be any other explan-”

 

“My office. Both of you. Now. Put on your trousers first, Potter.”

 

 

 

 

Professor McGonagall looked at them sternly over her glasses. “If you must snog, I can’t stop you, but doing more than that is forbidden on school property. I hope you were using protection?”

 

“Of course, Professor!” Scorpius said.

 

“Detention, tonight. And don’t get caught again.”

 

They left, whispering nervously. McGonagall allowed herself a smile as soon as they were out of sight. She wondered what they would say if they knew she had caught their dads in exactly the same situation 25 years ago.

Comments

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

They would say "EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
*lol*

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Most likely. Or something along those lines!

[lady-mayfaire.livejournal.com]

*laughs heartily* Agree! *laughs again*

[shukuun.livejournal.com]

HAHA OMG, this comment almost made me spew water. *pushes glass of water away* =P

That said, lovely fic. :D This pairing is so much fun. *cackles*

[harryprongslet.livejournal.com]

-snigger-
They'd probably get a little grossed out.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Juuuuuussst a little...

[lady-mayfaire.livejournal.com]

Poor McGonagall. Two decades after and she's still catching snotty blondes and bashful shaggy haired teens with high level of hormones!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

It's her lot in life, alas.

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

Were I her, I would just stand outside the closet and enjoy myself!

[isinuyasha.livejournal.com]

great!!! I can totally imagine that xD (He we all know what that meant "Draco held Harry so tightly it hurt xDD Some hints Rowling, eh?)

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Rowling leaves so many clues. She's either completely oblivious or throwing us a bone.

[gilded_lady]

Hee!

Poor McGonagall, I can so see this happening XD

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I know. Poor McGonagall. Always finding the same boys in the same closets doing the same things.

[mallarina.livejournal.com]

haha yay!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

XD

[unrequited-rain.livejournal.com]

BUT OF COURSE WE SHOULD ALSO REMEMBER HER CATCHING SIRIUS AND REMUS IN THE VERY SAME SITUATION oh.... almost fifty years ago?

[unrequited-rain.livejournal.com]

of course this JUST came to me while rereading it XD

Harry Loves Draco comm

[facecat.livejournal.com]

Hi - this is the only way I know to contact you so you can delete this comment when done reading. Anyway, I maintain the Harry Loves Draco comm to which you submitted a fic based on DH. First of all - thank you, we love getting fic submissions. With that said, all fic submissions based on DH are being held until the 28th. I know this is an inconvenience & I apologize but I don't want anyone spoiled accidentally or otherwise. I hope you understand this. Please continue to submit your fics.

Thank you! - Ali

Re: Harry Loves Draco comm

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw that about three minutes after I finished submitting it. Sorry about that.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

All in all, yes. Much better.

[house-illrepute.livejournal.com]

awwwwwwwww.


reversal of the ages....


luvs it!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked!

[ayisse.livejournal.com]

ahahaha omg you so rock. This had me laughing forever *misty eyed*




...I'd haunt that closet...eveyr night like..if it were me XD

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Hee, I have to agree with you there. Glad you liked it!

[aryas_zehral]

Oh lolz

[leandralocke.livejournal.com]

LOOL!
Aww, so cute and sooo funny. I especially liked that this time it was Albus who was all smug and bratty, haha. Very well done. Loved it! :D

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I was going for that. They aren't their dads, and I wanted that to be clear. Glad you liked!

[maomarty.livejournal.com]

so sweet!
I love this kind of stories *__*

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! I like them too.

[iatethebunny.livejournal.com]

That is so nasty it's funny. heheheheh I wonder what happens when Draco and Harry find out... I would love to be a fly on that wall.
Peace

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I think McGonagall is going to be nice and not tell them. But yes...poor boys.

Deja Vu (h/d, as/s)

[ravenpan.livejournal.com]

Same closet too, I bet *giggle* that was brilliant.

Re: Deja Vu (h/d, as/s)

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Yes, same closet. That's why it's so very embarrassing.

[samanthalb.livejournal.com]

I love it! Probably because I love D/H and AS/S ;-)

Would You mind, if I translate that into Polish?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Polish? No, not at all. So long as you credit!

[dysonrules.livejournal.com]

OMG, that was too fricking cute!!! The perfect antidote to the Epilogue of Wretchedness.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!

[vespertila.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Priceless! :D

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!