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[museofspeed]

Fanfic time!

Title: Deja Vu
Pairing: Draco/Harry, Albus Severus/Scorpius
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: DEATHLY HALLOWS
Summary: Professor McGonagall's seen this before.
Author Notes: I love this pairing. AS/S. Lovely. Thanks to unrequited_rain for the beta.

Professor McGonagall heard mysterious thumpings in the broom closet. She yanked open the door, and two boys tumbled out. One had light blond hair and the other had messy black hair.

 

“Potter! Malfoy!”

 

Harry Potter reached for his glasses, looking up at Professor McGonagall nervously.

 

“Er, Professor, we were just…”

 

“Shagging in a closet,” Draco Malfoy said.

 

“Shut up Malfoy,” Harry said.

 

“Honestly, Potter, it isn’t like there could be any other explan-”

 

“My office. Both of you. Now. Put on your trousers first, Potter.”

 

 

 

 

Professor McGonagall heard mysterious thumpings in the broom closet. She yanked open the door, and two boys tumbled out. One had light blond hair and the other had messy black hair.

 

“Potter! Malfoy!”

 

Albus Severus Potter reached for his glasses, looking up at Professor McGonagall nervously.

 

“Er, Professor, we were just…” Scorpius Malfoy said.

 

“Shagging in a closet,” Albus said..

 

“Shut up Al,” Scorpius said.

 

“Honestly, Scorp, it isn’t like there could be any other explan-”

 

“My office. Both of you. Now. Put on your trousers first, Potter.”

 

 

 

 

Professor McGonagall looked at them sternly over her glasses. “If you must snog, I can’t stop you, but doing more than that is forbidden on school property. I hope you were using protection?”

 

“Of course, Professor!” Scorpius said.

 

“Detention, tonight. And don’t get caught again.”

 

They left, whispering nervously. McGonagall allowed herself a smile as soon as they were out of sight. She wondered what they would say if they knew she had caught their dads in exactly the same situation 25 years ago.

Comments

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

They would say "EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"
*lol*

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Most likely. Or something along those lines!

[lady-mayfaire.livejournal.com]

*laughs heartily* Agree! *laughs again*

[shukuun.livejournal.com]

HAHA OMG, this comment almost made me spew water. *pushes glass of water away* =P

That said, lovely fic. :D This pairing is so much fun. *cackles*

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it!

I know. It's pure crack.

...ASS crack.

[drgaellon]

Something tells me that pun is gonna get driven into the ground... :p

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

It certainly will be. Oh...so many puns.

[piratesmile331.livejournal.com]

As a parent of four kids, I can tell you that they don't want to see or hear anything about anyone their parents' age having sex. *lol* Like they were conceived immaculately, or something...

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Only whichever generation you were in had sex, ever.