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Question: What is the worst idea you can think of?
Answer: Shana writing a multi-chaptered crossover. Remember the last time that happened? (If you don't, GOOD.)

Title: Teen Titans Squared (1/?)
Fandom: Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go!
Characters/Pairings: Tim Drake, Bart Allen, Cassie Sandsmark, Conner Kent, Mia Dearden, Victor Stone, Princess Koriand'r, Garfield Logan, Raven, Robin, Kid Flash, Speedy, Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven. Dick/Roy. Other pairings to follow, probably.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Titans Tower has been invaded! By...Titans? Who are these duplicates? And more importantly, which Kid Flash is faster?
Author Notes: I think I may have mixed and matched canon for this, so I couldn't tell you exactly when this is. Pre-Infinite Crisis of course, but Mia's on the team. Eh, it's complete crack anyways. Thanks to

julius12 for the beta.

Bart was watching television when it happened. He swore it wasn’t his fault, he just had gone through all of his sleep cycles at superspeed and he didn’t feel like lying in bed doing nothing.

Bart screamed, and the intruder alert started blasting. Thirty seconds later, the Teen Titans were down. Tim wasn’t sure what he had been expecting, but this wasn’t it.

Tim Drake, Bart Allen, Conner Kent, Cassie Sandsmark, Mia Dearden, Victor Stone, Princess Koriand’r, Garfield Logan, and Raven stared across the room at Robin, Kid Flash, Speedy, Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven.

Tim was the first to speak.

“Who are you?” he asked. “How did you get in here? Most importantly, Why are you wearing our costumes?”

Robin glared at him. “I could ask you the same questions.”

Kory broke the tension. “Imposters!” She shouted, hurling a starbolt at the other Starfire. “How dare you invade our tower!”

“Raven! Get us out of here!” Tim shouted. Raven nodded, and teleported them all out to the training grounds.

Even as they reappeared, the two Starfires had started fighting.

“Do you not wish to be the friends, other Starfire?” Starfire asked. “We could go to the mall of shopping and partake in the painting of the nails!”

“Who are you?” Kory shouted, “You look like me, but you are not! We are not friends. I do not know you!”

Mia loaded and shot an arrow at Speedy. He shot another one at her arrow. The two exploded.

“Who are you supposed to be anyways?” he asked. “Arrowette?”

“No!” she shouted back, “I’m Speedy!”

“I’m Speedy!” he said. “You can’t be Speedy…you’re a girl!”

“Are you some bizarre alternate universe Roy?”

“Who?”

She shot a boxing glove arrow at him. “Never mind. Today doesn’t make any sense.”

“Hey, Vic!” Gar called. “Wanna fight a prepubescent changeling?”

“I am not prepubescent!” Beast Boy said indignantly, popping out from the dinosaur form he’d been fighting in.

“…he said in his high squeaky voice.”

“My voice is not-”

“Have you listened to yourself?”

“How come you can talk while changed into animals?”

“The better to distract you with, my dear.”

Gar, in lion form, growled and attacked Beast Boy. Cyborg blasted him off with his sonic cannon.

“No one beats up Beast Boy except me,” he said.

Vic came from behind Cyborg and punched his head. “My team doesn’t beat up its own.”

“I’mfasterthanyou,” Bart said, zipping past Kid Flash. “Whoareyouanyways?”

“I’mKidFlash,” Kid Flash said. “Andthere’snowayyou’refasterthanme,I’mthefastestkidalive.”

“NoIam.IamKidFlash,thefastestkidalive.Geeze.” Bart scowled.

“Onewaytosolvethis,right?” Kid Flash said.

“Yeah,raceyoutoTokyo!” And off they ran.

“Can you feel it?” Raven asked.

“Feel what?” The other Raven answered.

“The emotions- something else is going on.”

“I think we’re supposed to be fighting.”

“Do you really want to fight me?”

“Not particularly.”

“Come. There are two nearby who can help.”

The two Ravens vanished.

“So who are we supposed to fight?” Conner complained. “Where are our doppelgangers?”

Cassie shrugged. “We could help someone.”

Raven suddenly appeared in front of them. “Do not fight! They are not our enemies!” She vanished.

“We could just watch?” Conner suggested.

“So what is this?” Tim asked, ducking a punch and lashing out a kick. “Is this a joke? Because it isn’t funny!”

“Hardly,” Robin said. “I thought you summoned us here somehow.”

“I don’t even know who you are! Or why you’re wearing my costume!”

“Your costume? This is my costume! I’ve always worn it!”

“Who are you?” Tim caught Robin’s punch and flipped him to the ground.

“I’m Robin,” Robin said, grabbing Tim’s hand and pulling him down too.

“Over there,” Raven said, pointing.

“What?” Raven asked. “Who is it?”

“Nightwing and Arsenal. They will help.”

“Who’s…oh.”

Dick Grayson and Roy Harper were lying in the grass kissing passionately.

Raven walked over to them. “Nightwing, Arsenal, this is not the time. We need your help to stop the Titans from fighting each other.”

Dick sprang away from Roy with a shout. “Argh! Raven! This isn’t-”

“Get dressed. I’m an empath, Nightwing, did you think I didn’t know?”

“Right, um,” Dick glanced at the other Raven. “Do you have a twin?”

“She is a friend. Meet us back at the Training Grounds.”

Raven glanced at the other Raven, and they both vanished.

“Great,” Roy muttered. “Just- great.”

“C’mon,” Dick said. “Let’s see what this emergency is.”

They pulled on their costumes hurriedly and quickly walked over to the Training Grounds.

“What…?” Dick said, looking around at the battle between the Titans he knew and odd copies of them. “Roy, is Mia fighting <i>you?</i>”

Raven appeared next to him. “Help us stop the fight.”

She flew up to stop the sparring Starfires. The other Raven was talking to the Beast Boys and Cyborgs. Conner was trying to impress Cassie by heating a bag of microwave popcorn with his heat vision.

“You get the Speedys, I’ll get the Robins?” Dick suggested.

“Starfire! Stop fighting!” Raven said.

“Raven!” Kory said, “How can you defend this imposter? Have you not seen? They mimic you too!”

“Koriand’r, they are not our enemy.”

“I am happy to stop fighting and be friends!” Starfire says. “Please, other-Starfire?”

Kory’s eyes narrowed, and she prepared to shoot another starbolt at Starfire, but Raven flew between them. “Koriand’r,” she said warningly. “Do not waste your strength in this battle.”

Kory frowned. “Fine. I do not trust them, though.” She turned and flew down to the ground.

“Well, we can be friends, other-Raven!” Starfire said, smiling broadly. “Would you go to the Mall of Shopping with me?”

“Come, we must join the others,” Raven said, floating back to the ground.

“Hey, Raven,” Beast Boy shouted. “Help us!”

“Stop fighting them.” Raven said.

“What? the other Cyborg hit Cyborg!”

“Of course he did, you idiot. You were fighting him. We’re all meeting in the middle of the field to talk. If you want to waste your time fighting, that’s fine, but no one else is.” She flew off, leaving Cyborg and Beast Boy staring in shock.

Gar leaped onto Beast Boy’s shoulder in the shape of a mouse. “Our Raven’s hotter.”

“What?” Beast Boy yowled, “She is not! I mean…uh…not that I’ve looked or anything…um.”

“Someone’s got a crush!” Gar laughed, and jumped off, turning into himself. “C’mon, mini-me. Let’s go.”

“Robin!” Dick shouted. “Stop fighting.”

Tim looked around and nodded. “Ok. Truce?” He held out a hand to the other Robin.

“I…what?”

“Nightwing told us to stop fighting. He’ll have a good reason for it.”

“Ok. Truce. For now.” Robin shook Tim’s hand, and they stalked towards the group of Titans in the middle of the field.

“Speedy!” Roy yelled. “Stop fighting! Apparently we’re not enemies or something and that kid looks a lot like I did when I was a kid.”

“What?” Speedy asked, turning around. Mia took advantage of the distraction to shoot an arrow off at Speedy.

“Speedy!” Roy shouted angrily, and tackled the other Speedy to the ground. “What part of ‘stop fighting’ didn’t you get?”

“Sorry! I just thought-”

“Come on,” Roy said. “He’s ok.”

“Alright,” Dick said, strolling between the two teams. “We’ve established that neither team had anything to do with the appearance of the second team of Titans. So what now, yes, Beast Boy?”

“Uh, what should we call each other?” Both Beast Boys said.

“I’m good with Gar,” Gar said, “I mean, it’s not exactly like a green kid needs a secret identity.”

“If we’re going to go with real names, people have to decide who takes which name,” Nightwing said.

“Wait, what do you mean, real names?” Robin asked.

Tim glanced at him. “You know, secret identities?”

“This is the only identity I have. We all only have one identity.” Robin gestured at his Titans, and they all nodded.

“You can call me Rachel,” Raven said. “I want to get used to hearing it.”

“‘Rachel’?” Raven asked.

“I am going to high school for the first time.” Rachel explained.

“Batman would kill me if I told anyone else my secret identity,” Tim said.

“You still work with Batman?” Robin asked.

“What, don’t you?” Tim asked.

“I used to,” Robin said darkly.

“You may address me as Princess Koriand’r,” Kory said.

“I’m fine with Vic,” Vic said.

“Wait a minute,” Tim said. “Where’s Bart?”

“I’m right here,” Bart said vibrating in through a wall. “I think the other Kid Flash got lost somewhere in Africa. He’ll make it back eventually. Did I miss the fight? What? What?”

Tim shook his head. “Never mind. I can go by Alvin.”

Nightwing nodded. “That’ll work. So we’ve got Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, Boy Speedy, Starfire, and hello, Kid Flash, nice of you to show up.”

Kid Flash shrugged. “Has the other loser Kid Flash shown up? I think I lost him in Panama.”

“Ha!” Bart said. “I got back first. I know geography really well from when I read all of the books in the San Francisco library.”

“Anyways,” Dick continued, “Here we’ve got me, Nightwing, Arsenal, Alvin, Vic, Gar, Rachel, Girl Speedy, Kory, and Bart. Everyone good?” They all nodded. “Great. Now we’ve got to figure out where and how you got here.”

Beast Boy raised a hand.

“Yes?” Dick said. “What is it?”

“Could we get pizza? All this fighting and naming’s made me hungry.”

“Fine. Vic, could you order five pizzas?”

Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Starfire started arguing loudly about what should be on the pizzas.

“Oh for crying out loud- we’ll get a pizza for each of you,” Nightwing said. “We can eat tonight and worry tomorrow about getting you guys home.”

“Hey, ‘Wing?” Tim said, as Vic went with everyone who cared to order the pizza. “I didn’t want to mention this in front of everyone, but you’re wearing Arsenal’s pants.”

Next Part

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

*gigglefit* He put on the wrong pants ^___^ I love it

Anyway, so this is comic book meets tv show? Neat ^__^ Look forward to the next chapter

Oh hey, would you be interested in helping out and/or joining a once a month challenge community?

Wait, you've done a multi chaptered cross over before? WHo of? And what happened that you are glad people don't remember?

...you don't want to know. And what's the challenge community? Chances are I'd be interested, though how active I am may vary.

Also, I'm glad you liked it!

(It was the first fic I ever wrote. Harry Potter crossed over with Discworld. I got a lot of good reviews, but then again, I posted it on FF.net only. I never finished it. I still have a half written fourth chapter somewhere.)

HP and Discworld? REally? That's neat ^__^

As to what sort it is, not really sure yet, I had the idea last night, and it was one song a month, and everyone had to do a different pairing, from quite a few different fandoms, and they could change pairings every month if they wanted, just no having the same one as someone else (but since everyone writes differently I might drop that) but since everyone has individual otps from tons of fandom I don't think that would be a problem, but I have no idea, the post is here (http://silver-fic.livejournal.com/46168.html") if you want to check it out ^__^

The link didn't work, but I found it by clicking to your LJ.

I like the idea of a community where you get a claim and write about it with different prompts each month. I'd totally be up for that, though I don't really do songfics. I could write it based off of a song, but do I have to include the lyrics?

Yeah, i had a typo in the link, sorry.

I wasn't exactly thinking a claim necessarily, but you could write the same pairing every month if you wanted to ^__^ No, the story would just have to use the song as inspiration. I just love the idea of a bunch of authors getting the same thing to start with and watching what they come up with ^__^ I actually did an icon challenge, like that, everybody had the same pictures to start with, and then you got to see what everyone came up with, it was fun ^__^

Yeah, I didn't think you were suggesting claims. I just think a weekly/monthly claim challenge would be cool. But sure, I'd probably participate. Maybe not every month, but I'd do it.

THat's okay, it's my idea and I probably wouldn't do it every month either :P

I updated the entry, and I think this time the link will work: Here (http://silver-fic.livejournal.com/46168.html)

Yay!

Love the icon, by the way.

I know isn't it great ^__^ It was made by the wonderful

queen_lothiriel, as were three others, ^__^ including this lovely one ^__^

LOL Shana your mind is on CRACK and I love it.

I can't help it! I'm too hilarious for my own good!

it was funny XD
even though i didn't have any idea who any of them were besides the cartoon ones, hahaha.
and the ending was cute. :P
/sucky comment

Not a sucky comment! It was a compliment! Made me grin.

...and you should really read the comic books. They kick ass.

yeaaaahhh so I don't know any of these people. but now I want pizza.

You are a good friend for reading it anyways. Sorta like why I read your HSM fics, though I do know who those people are...unfortunately...

I like pizza.

:P HSM is so much crack :D

So do I.

“We could just watch?” Conner suggested.

God do I love that boy XD It was all funny but for some reason THAT killed me XD

I love it~! Need the next part o.o;;

Conner likes to watch.

*coughs*

Anyways, the next part should theoretically show up.

I'll try to write it before vanishing into NaNoWriMo?