Tim vs. Dick!

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[Poll #1169275][Poll #1169275]
That's supposed to say Tim Drake, not Tim Dick. Thanks, vespertila . Anyone know how to edit polls when they've already been posted?

Okay, so you're thinking, stupid question! Everyone knows Dick is the sluttiest slut on all fifty two DC Earths and several of the Marvel Earths too! I know this! However, I have been thinking about it, and...well, Tim's definitely competition at the very least. So here we've got the definitive test! I will be awarding two points for each canon interest. Canon interests are people who have actually expressed their attraction on one or both parts. I will also, however, give one point for each fanon interest that has 20 or more fanfictions listed on the dcfic_index. Canon interests are listed by what I remember and what I find on Wikipedia.

Canon Interests:

Dick Grayson
Bette Kane
Lori Elton
Bridget Clancy
Helena Bertinelli
Tarantula
Raven
Koriand'r
Barbara Gordon
Cheyenne Freemont
Liu
Kara Zor-El
Mirage
Argent
Deborah

Score = 28. Very impressive, Dick. Let's see how your little brother compares.

Oh god, the puns.

Tim Drake
Ariana Dzerchenko
Steph Brown
Darla Aquista
Zoanne
Jubilee
Cissie King-Jones
Cassie Sandsmark
Rose Wilson
Greta Hayes
M'gann Morzz
Courtney Whitmore
Violet
Cass Cain
Lynx

Score = 28. They are tied! In canon, they are equally slutty.

Let's go to the fans for the tie-break.

Dick Grayson
Bruce Wayne
Clark Kent
Roy Harper
Slade Wilson
Tim Drake

Score = 5

Tim Drake
Bart Allen
Bernard Dowd
Bruce Wayne
Clark Kent
Dick Grayson
Jason Todd
Kon-El
Roy Harper

Score = 8

Final Scores: Dick: 31. Tim: 36

And it's official! Tim Drake is the sluttiest Robin! He's good at hiding it, sure, with his whole 'Boy Virgin' act, but the evidence shows otherwise! Sorry, Dick, you're brother just gets laid more than you.