Three fics! Two porny, one fluffy.
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museofspeedTitle: Lingerie
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Lana/Lois
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 477
Prompt: 7. Telescopic vision
Summary: Lana says she's wearing sexy underwear for her interview with Superman.
Author's Notes: Written for the DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE! Go join in the fun!
Lois was typing another article about how wonderful and amazing Superman was when Lana Lang bent down next to her and whispered, "Guess what I'm wearing."
Lois turned around, annoyed. "It doesn't seem very different than your usual outfit," she said.
"Not outside," Lana said. "But I have incredibly sexy underthings. If Superman uses his X-Ray vision on me during our interview, he'll be sure to want to marry me!"
"Don't be ridiculous," Lois said, wishing she'd thought of it first. "Superman wouldn't X-Ray us."
"You should hope not," Lana said. "But when I was a girl in Smallville and he was Superboy, he always seemed happiest when I wore interesting lingerie."
"I don't believe you're wearing sexy underthings anyway," Lois said, turning back to her typewriter.
"Oh yeah?" Lana tugged her arm. "I'll show you."
"Fine." Lois followed her into the broom closet. Lana shut the door and pulled off her dress.
Lois stared. Lana was wearing a lacy black bra and a red thong. The lighting was terrible, but Lois could still see how sexy the thong and bra looked on her rival.
She felt a deeply unsettling feeling. Rage, she told herself. It was anger that drove Lois forward and caused her to rip the bra off and tear the thong off. Fury that caused her to shove Lana against the wall of the broom close and kiss her forcefully.
Oh. Maybe rage couldn't explain that last one.
But whatever it was, Lana seemed perfectly okay with it. Lana helped push Lois' dress up over her head. Lana tore Lois' underwear off with the same force. With both of them naked, Lana could moan into Lois' mouth as their breasts rubbed together. Lois could shove her leg between Lana's legs and shiver as Lana rode her thigh. She could shove Lana's hand between her legs and run her hands over Lana's breasts.
"Superman could X-Ray right through the door and see us," Lana whispered, two fingers inside Lois, her thumb rubbing Lois' clit.
Lois growled and sucked on Lana's neck. Mine, she thought. Lana Lang would never marry Superman if Lois had anything to say about it.
It didn't take too long for either of them to come. They got dressed quietly, both blushing.
Clark Kent saw them leaving.
"Oh, girls, you weren't fighting over m - over Superman again, were you?"
Lana and Lois glanced at each other.
"...Yes," Lois said.
"We let our love of Superman get in the way of our friendship," Lana said.
"Something like that," Lois said. "But it's okay, we've worked it out." She glanced at Lana. "We're the best of friends again."
Clark gave Lana a concerned look. "Lois gave you a very bad bruise on your neck, you know."
Lana's hand flew to her neck and her face reddened. Lois smirked.
Superman wouldn't want to marry Lana now.
Title: Misfit and Spoiler
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie/Steph
Prompt: 1. Finish
Word Count: 500
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Misfit and Spoiler may not be as famous a dynamic duo as Batgirl and Robin, but that doesn't mean they aren't awesome!
Notes: Also for the porn battle! It is good fun!
"This is so cool," Charlie said as Steph helped her out of her costume. "We're like, Batgirl and Robin. Only not."
"Yeah, not," Steph said. "Because I've been Robin, and trust me, it's totally not all it's cracked up to be."
"What, sex with Batgirl?"
"No, working with Batman," Steph pulled off her tights. "Sex with Batgirl was great."
Charlie giggled. "We could be Misfit and Spoiler. Start a new tradition!"
"Okay," Steph kissed her. "I'm good with that."
Charlie moaned into the kiss, and they toppled into her bed.
"We've gotta be quiet," Steph whispered. "Babs."
"Oracle is watching," Charlie said.
Steph laughed quietly. "She better not be."
Charlie pulled the blanket over them. "Now she can't see us!"
Steph kissed her again and ran her hands down Charlie's body. Her body was smooth and firm and her breasts were soft. Charlie squealed happily when Steph pinched her nipple, then gasped when she licked the other one.
"Steph!" she squeaked. "That feels really good!"
"It's supposed to," Steph said. She kissed Charlie on her collar bone then started sucking on her nipple.
Charlie stuffed a hand into her mouth to muffle her moans.
Steph smirked and continued kissing and sucking and licking and biting her way down Charlie's body.
"God, Steph," Charlie said.
Steph kissed Charlie's hipbone and moved on down her thigh.
Charlie whimpered. "I think you missed a spot!"
Steph grinned. "Come on, Charlie. Foreplay's half the fun!"
"You're mean!" Charlie said.
"Mmm."
"Please?" Charlie begged.
Steph laughed. "Well, since you asked so nicely." She kissed back up Charlie's leg and flicked her tongue across Charlie's clit.
Charlie moaned and thrust her hips up.
Steph laughed and did it again.
"Steeeeph," Charlie whined. "Come on!"
"Fine, fine," Steph said. She sucked on Charlie's clit, holding her hips in one hand and thrusting two fingers into Charlie's vagina with the other.
Charlie had her hand in her mouth again. She was moaning and bucking her hips and Steph knew it wouldn't be long now. Steph scissored her fingers.
"Charlie? I need you to do something for me," Barbara said.
She opened the door just as Charlie came.
Barbara looked around the room and saw the discarded eggplant cloak and Charlie's face and the extra lump under the blankets.
"I want both of you dressed and in my office in five minutes," she said.
"But we were just – " Charlie said.
"I am entirely aware of what you and Steph were 'just' doing," Barbara said. "I'm leaving now."
She left the room, shutting the door firmly.
Steph pushed aside the blankets.
"Well, crap," she said.
"And you didn't get to come!" Charlie said.
"Yeah, this sucks," Steph said. "I guess we should just tell her that we've been dating now?"
"She probably knew," Charlie said. "But yeah."
"Think she'll kill me?"
"Helena might."
Steph grinned. "Well, Cass might kill you."
"Hope not," Charlie said. "For both of those."
"Me too." Steph stretched. "I guess we should get dressed and stuff now?"
"Yeah," Charlie said. "Let's go."
Title: Not Titans Material
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie/Jaime
Prompt: 3. Alone
Word Count: 231
Rating: G
Summary: Misfit isn't Titans material. Then again, Jaime's technically not a Titan.
Notes: This one's NOT for the porn battle! Instead it's formilleniumrex! Who is currently out-writing everyone in the porn battle!
"Sorry, Misfit," Robin said. "You just aren't Titans material."
Charlie nodded and looked down, then slowly walked out of the room.
Jaime watched her go, then scowled at Robin and Wonder Girl. "You guys are jerks," he said, letting his wings pop out and flying after her.
"What did we do?" Wonder Girl asked. Robin shrugged.
"Hey, Misfit!" Jaime said, "Wait up!"
Charlie stopped and turned around. "What, wanna gloat?" she asked, scowling.
"What? No!" Jaime said. He landed in front of her. "I wanted to say I'm sorry. Not all the Titans are jerks, you know."
"Oh. Okay!" Charlie grinned at him. "I thought you seemed cool."
"Heh," Jaime grinned. "Technically I'm not a full fledged Titan either."
"You just hang out with them and fight crime with them and train with them?"
"Um, yeah. But I didn't get the official Titans t-shirt!"
Charlie raised an eyebrow. "There's a t-shirt?"
"Not really," Jaime admitted. He offered a hand. "Name's Jaime Reyes."
Charlie smiled at him and took his hand. "Charlie Gage-Radcliffe," she said. "Nice to meet you."
"Y'know, if you're, uh, not busy at some point, we could, y'know hang out," Jaime said. "Fight crime together."
Charlie blushed. "Are you asking me on a date?"
"Depends," Jaime said. "Would you say yes?"
Charlie nodded. "I think I would."
"Then yeah. Would you go out with me, Charlie?"
Charlie grinned. "Sure!"
Author:
shananaginClaim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Lana/Lois
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 477
Prompt: 7. Telescopic vision
Summary: Lana says she's wearing sexy underwear for her interview with Superman.
Author's Notes: Written for the DCU FEMSLASH PORN BATTLE! Go join in the fun!
Lois was typing another article about how wonderful and amazing Superman was when Lana Lang bent down next to her and whispered, "Guess what I'm wearing."
Lois turned around, annoyed. "It doesn't seem very different than your usual outfit," she said.
"Not outside," Lana said. "But I have incredibly sexy underthings. If Superman uses his X-Ray vision on me during our interview, he'll be sure to want to marry me!"
"Don't be ridiculous," Lois said, wishing she'd thought of it first. "Superman wouldn't X-Ray us."
"You should hope not," Lana said. "But when I was a girl in Smallville and he was Superboy, he always seemed happiest when I wore interesting lingerie."
"I don't believe you're wearing sexy underthings anyway," Lois said, turning back to her typewriter.
"Oh yeah?" Lana tugged her arm. "I'll show you."
"Fine." Lois followed her into the broom closet. Lana shut the door and pulled off her dress.
Lois stared. Lana was wearing a lacy black bra and a red thong. The lighting was terrible, but Lois could still see how sexy the thong and bra looked on her rival.
She felt a deeply unsettling feeling. Rage, she told herself. It was anger that drove Lois forward and caused her to rip the bra off and tear the thong off. Fury that caused her to shove Lana against the wall of the broom close and kiss her forcefully.
Oh. Maybe rage couldn't explain that last one.
But whatever it was, Lana seemed perfectly okay with it. Lana helped push Lois' dress up over her head. Lana tore Lois' underwear off with the same force. With both of them naked, Lana could moan into Lois' mouth as their breasts rubbed together. Lois could shove her leg between Lana's legs and shiver as Lana rode her thigh. She could shove Lana's hand between her legs and run her hands over Lana's breasts.
"Superman could X-Ray right through the door and see us," Lana whispered, two fingers inside Lois, her thumb rubbing Lois' clit.
Lois growled and sucked on Lana's neck. Mine, she thought. Lana Lang would never marry Superman if Lois had anything to say about it.
It didn't take too long for either of them to come. They got dressed quietly, both blushing.
Clark Kent saw them leaving.
"Oh, girls, you weren't fighting over m - over Superman again, were you?"
Lana and Lois glanced at each other.
"...Yes," Lois said.
"We let our love of Superman get in the way of our friendship," Lana said.
"Something like that," Lois said. "But it's okay, we've worked it out." She glanced at Lana. "We're the best of friends again."
Clark gave Lana a concerned look. "Lois gave you a very bad bruise on your neck, you know."
Lana's hand flew to her neck and her face reddened. Lois smirked.
Superman wouldn't want to marry Lana now.
Title: Misfit and Spoiler
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie/Steph
Prompt: 1. Finish
Word Count: 500
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Misfit and Spoiler may not be as famous a dynamic duo as Batgirl and Robin, but that doesn't mean they aren't awesome!
Notes: Also for the porn battle! It is good fun!
"This is so cool," Charlie said as Steph helped her out of her costume. "We're like, Batgirl and Robin. Only not."
"Yeah, not," Steph said. "Because I've been Robin, and trust me, it's totally not all it's cracked up to be."
"What, sex with Batgirl?"
"No, working with Batman," Steph pulled off her tights. "Sex with Batgirl was great."
Charlie giggled. "We could be Misfit and Spoiler. Start a new tradition!"
"Okay," Steph kissed her. "I'm good with that."
Charlie moaned into the kiss, and they toppled into her bed.
"We've gotta be quiet," Steph whispered. "Babs."
"Oracle is watching," Charlie said.
Steph laughed quietly. "She better not be."
Charlie pulled the blanket over them. "Now she can't see us!"
Steph kissed her again and ran her hands down Charlie's body. Her body was smooth and firm and her breasts were soft. Charlie squealed happily when Steph pinched her nipple, then gasped when she licked the other one.
"Steph!" she squeaked. "That feels really good!"
"It's supposed to," Steph said. She kissed Charlie on her collar bone then started sucking on her nipple.
Charlie stuffed a hand into her mouth to muffle her moans.
Steph smirked and continued kissing and sucking and licking and biting her way down Charlie's body.
"God, Steph," Charlie said.
Steph kissed Charlie's hipbone and moved on down her thigh.
Charlie whimpered. "I think you missed a spot!"
Steph grinned. "Come on, Charlie. Foreplay's half the fun!"
"You're mean!" Charlie said.
"Mmm."
"Please?" Charlie begged.
Steph laughed. "Well, since you asked so nicely." She kissed back up Charlie's leg and flicked her tongue across Charlie's clit.
Charlie moaned and thrust her hips up.
Steph laughed and did it again.
"Steeeeph," Charlie whined. "Come on!"
"Fine, fine," Steph said. She sucked on Charlie's clit, holding her hips in one hand and thrusting two fingers into Charlie's vagina with the other.
Charlie had her hand in her mouth again. She was moaning and bucking her hips and Steph knew it wouldn't be long now. Steph scissored her fingers.
"Charlie? I need you to do something for me," Barbara said.
She opened the door just as Charlie came.
Barbara looked around the room and saw the discarded eggplant cloak and Charlie's face and the extra lump under the blankets.
"I want both of you dressed and in my office in five minutes," she said.
"But we were just – " Charlie said.
"I am entirely aware of what you and Steph were 'just' doing," Barbara said. "I'm leaving now."
She left the room, shutting the door firmly.
Steph pushed aside the blankets.
"Well, crap," she said.
"And you didn't get to come!" Charlie said.
"Yeah, this sucks," Steph said. "I guess we should just tell her that we've been dating now?"
"She probably knew," Charlie said. "But yeah."
"Think she'll kill me?"
"Helena might."
Steph grinned. "Well, Cass might kill you."
"Hope not," Charlie said. "For both of those."
"Me too." Steph stretched. "I guess we should get dressed and stuff now?"
"Yeah," Charlie said. "Let's go."
Title: Not Titans Material
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie/Jaime
Prompt: 3. Alone
Word Count: 231
Rating: G
Summary: Misfit isn't Titans material. Then again, Jaime's technically not a Titan.
Notes: This one's NOT for the porn battle! Instead it's for
milleniumrex! Who is currently out-writing everyone in the porn battle!"Sorry, Misfit," Robin said. "You just aren't Titans material."
Charlie nodded and looked down, then slowly walked out of the room.
Jaime watched her go, then scowled at Robin and Wonder Girl. "You guys are jerks," he said, letting his wings pop out and flying after her.
"What did we do?" Wonder Girl asked. Robin shrugged.
"Hey, Misfit!" Jaime said, "Wait up!"
Charlie stopped and turned around. "What, wanna gloat?" she asked, scowling.
"What? No!" Jaime said. He landed in front of her. "I wanted to say I'm sorry. Not all the Titans are jerks, you know."
"Oh. Okay!" Charlie grinned at him. "I thought you seemed cool."
"Heh," Jaime grinned. "Technically I'm not a full fledged Titan either."
"You just hang out with them and fight crime with them and train with them?"
"Um, yeah. But I didn't get the official Titans t-shirt!"
Charlie raised an eyebrow. "There's a t-shirt?"
"Not really," Jaime admitted. He offered a hand. "Name's Jaime Reyes."
Charlie smiled at him and took his hand. "Charlie Gage-Radcliffe," she said. "Nice to meet you."
"Y'know, if you're, uh, not busy at some point, we could, y'know hang out," Jaime said. "Fight crime together."
Charlie blushed. "Are you asking me on a date?"
"Depends," Jaime said. "Would you say yes?"
Charlie nodded. "I think I would."
"Then yeah. Would you go out with me, Charlie?"
Charlie grinned. "Sure!"
