"...I'm aware," Remus said. "Seeing as you are so fond of having it out at all hours of the day and especially the night. Any particular reason you aren't wearing trousers? Or a shirt?"
"I thought you'd like the pants," Sirius said, pouting. "I wore them just for you. See? They're white! Like the moon! Moony! Will you turn into a wild beast and ravage me?"
"You're deranged and delusional," Remus said. "I'm going to read and go to bed and hope in the morning it turns out it was all a dream."
"But a really sexy dream, right?"
Remus rolled his eyes. "A slightly disturbing one, but I suppose, a sexy one."
Sirius sprawled on top of Remus, blocking his book like a cat. "Good. If it's not a sexy dream, what's the point?"
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"...I'm aware," Remus said. "Seeing as you are so fond of having it out at all hours of the day and especially the night. Any particular reason you aren't wearing trousers? Or a shirt?"
"I thought you'd like the pants," Sirius said, pouting. "I wore them just for you. See? They're white! Like the moon! Moony! Will you turn into a wild beast and ravage me?"
"You're deranged and delusional," Remus said. "I'm going to read and go to bed and hope in the morning it turns out it was all a dream."
"But a really sexy dream, right?"
Remus rolled his eyes. "A slightly disturbing one, but I suppose, a sexy one."
Sirius sprawled on top of Remus, blocking his book like a cat. "Good. If it's not a sexy dream, what's the point?"
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It's a good starting line, though!