"Hey, Spiderboy," Felicia said, lowering herself down in front of him.
"Spider-man," Spider-Man corrected, "And I'm pretty sure I've got a copyright on the hanging upside-down thing. You know, cats "
"Uh huh, sure," Felicia said. "Just thought you'd want to know. Vulture's trying to rob a bank. With Doc Ock and Green Goblin. And Sandman."
"What? Are you serious?"
Felicia jabbed her thumb at a television.
"Oh my god!" said the announcer. "Vulture, Doc Ock, Green Goblin and Sandman? Now all we need is an appearance by the dreadful Spider-Man and we'll really be in trouble!"
"Ah, my wonderful fans!" Spider-Man said. "Better make an appearance. They'll be so disappointed if I don't! Plus, they'll be poorer." He shot off a web, then paused. "What'll you be doing?"
"Taking advantage of you being distracted to steal these gorgeous diamonds."
"What? I can't let you do that!"
"They belong to Jameson!"
"Tempting...nope! I'm sworn to protect everyone. Come on, Cat, I could use help."
"But I like diamonds!"
"Please?"
"...make it worth my while?"
"If you wanted a date, you just had to ask!"
"Really? So I could have the diamonds and go on a date with you?"
"Don't press your luck," Spider-Man said.
Felicia grinned. "But I'm all about luck! Very well, I'll be the good kitty for now."
"Thanks, Cat. I appreciate it."
Re: I warn you, I know far less than I'd like to about Felicia.
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museofspeed) wrote2008-08-06 03:03 pm
I warn you, I know far less than I'd like to about Felicia.
"Spider-man," Spider-Man corrected, "And I'm pretty sure I've got a copyright on the hanging upside-down thing. You know, cats "
"Uh huh, sure," Felicia said. "Just thought you'd want to know. Vulture's trying to rob a bank. With Doc Ock and Green Goblin. And Sandman."
"What? Are you serious?"
Felicia jabbed her thumb at a television.
"Oh my god!" said the announcer. "Vulture, Doc Ock, Green Goblin and Sandman? Now all we need is an appearance by the dreadful Spider-Man and we'll really be in trouble!"
"Ah, my wonderful fans!" Spider-Man said. "Better make an appearance. They'll be so disappointed if I don't! Plus, they'll be poorer." He shot off a web, then paused. "What'll you be doing?"
"Taking advantage of you being distracted to steal these gorgeous diamonds."
"What? I can't let you do that!"
"They belong to Jameson!"
"Tempting...nope! I'm sworn to protect everyone. Come on, Cat, I could use help."
"But I like diamonds!"
"Please?"
"...make it worth my while?"
"If you wanted a date, you just had to ask!"
"Really? So I could have the diamonds and go on a date with you?"
"Don't press your luck," Spider-Man said.
Felicia grinned. "But I'm all about luck! Very well, I'll be the good kitty for now."
"Thanks, Cat. I appreciate it."
Re: I warn you, I know far less than I'd like to about Felicia.
Re: I warn you, I know far less than I'd like to about Felicia.