Quick! To the Bat-fax!

DCU: Tim Drake/Robin III

Avatar: Zuko/Price Zuko/Senor Whiny-pants.

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"Could you please shut up about your honor for a few minutes?"

"And it turns out, the entire time, I... what?"

"It's very interesting, yes, but I'm trying to track your sister and her two friends, and you're distracting me."

"Right, sorry. You know, I'm a very good tracker too."

"Yes, because you did a great job tracking the Avatar, but you're atoning for it now, I get it!"

"I told you about that?"

"Twice. And before you start talking again, yes, I know about your girlfriend Mai and your uncle Iroh. Your story is very sad, and I feel bad for you. Let me track?"

"Did I tell you about my mother?"

"Oh for...both my parents died. So did both my best friends. And many, many other friends. And my girlfriend faked her death. Then I made out with my dead best friend's girlfriend and we almost dated entirely because we missed all of our dead friends."

"...I'm sorry for your loss. That must hurt terribly."

"Yeah, well, stop complaining. I have work to do."

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Why did this end up depressing?

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In your defense, they're both a little emo.

I love that Zuko won't stop talking though. I smiled. :D

Thank you this was great. <3

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They really, really are. *sigh* CHEER UP. Seriously, didn't mean for it to be depressing!

Of course he wouldn't stop talking! His tale of woe is very important!

You're welcome! :)

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milleniumrex.livejournal.com

DCU: Charlie Gage-Radcliffe
Disney: Mushu the dragon.

:D

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"I AM THE GREAT STONE DRAGON, SPIRIT OF YOUR ANCESTORS! I WILL GUARD YOU, FA MISFIT!"

"...dude, you're like, a lizard!"

"I'm a dragon! Dra-gon."

"I'm a superhero. We fight evil monsters like dragons! Daaaark - "

"Nonono! Look, okay, I'm not really that big, but I can help you become a better superhero! I know all about superheroes!"

"Uh huh. So do I. Geeze, I am one!"

"I can help!"

"Thanks, but I don't need a lizard. And I couldn't bounce with you anyway. I kill anything livin I bounce with."

"AHA!"

"What?"

"I'm not living! I'm an immortal spirit!"

"...you sure?"

"I'm from ancient Japan. Seriously, do you think I'd still be alive right now if I could be killed?"

"Point. Why do you want to protect me so much anyways?"

"I'm BORED, okay? All the Ancestors I'm supposed to serve have left this plane of existence! And you seem nice."

"Well...okay. I guess we could team-up. Maybe. See how it works."

"Yeeeeeee-es! You will so not regret this, Charlie! I can see it now...MUSHU and Misfit! The new dynamic duo for a new dynamic decade! They'll be COMICS written about us!"

"Okay, but remember, I'm in charge! Or I'll go all DARK VENGEANCE on your ass!"

"You got it, Misfit! Now, I've got great ideas for how to make this work..."

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milleniumrex.livejournal.com

Hehehe, this is great. Those two are an unstoppable comedy team of chaos and awesome.

Thanks! :D

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derawr.livejournal.com

Misfit and Lord Voldemort.

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"DAAAAAARK VENNNGEAAANCE!"

"Foolish child! How did you apparate past my shields?"

"Appar-what? I am so taking you down, murderer! O, this is the guy, right?"

"Who are you talking to? ...you're a MUGGLE!"

"Hey! How would you like it if someone called you a Muggle? What's a Muggle anyways?"

"Avada Kedavra!"

"Scary green light! What's that do?"

"How'd you get over there? That wasn't apparition! That wasn't even magic!"

"No duh. You're not very smart, are you?"

"DIE MUGGLE SCUM!"

"Daaaaaark Vennngeaaaance!"

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derawr.livejournal.com

:D

Misfit makes everything happy and funny. And warm and fuzzy. Everytime I read something with her in it, I want to hug my little brother (who is not so little anymore). Strange.

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She's really adorable like that. Don't know about your brother, but Charlie is love!

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nebulia.livejournal.com

Lord Licorice and Artemis Fowl. Go. XD

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"So will you consider my offer, Mr. Fowl?"

"Mmm. No."

"I'm willing to pay you a vast fortune."

"No. First off, I'm a genius, not an assassin. Could I figure out a way to kill this...King Kandy? No doubt. That doesn't mean I will."

"You could tell me how. I'd still pay you, and do the deed myself."

"Secondly, I've done my research, Mr. Licorice. You've been accused of pedophilia three times."

"Never convicted."

"Indeed. I still have some standards, Mr. Licorice. I may not always follow the law, but honestly."

"There's no proof."

"Not that they've found. I, however, am smarter and better than all the Candy Land detectives put together."

"...what are you saying?"

"That you will go back to your castle and leave the plotting to those of us with enough intelligence to actually follow through. Unless you want the contents of this briefcase to make its way to King Kandy..."

"I will get you for this, Fowl. I have many agents. They can destroy the briefcase."

"Hmm. Maybe. But I have copies. And some of them are with friends that you will never, ever find. I can guarantee it."

"You haven't heard the last of me."

"Unfortunately, I don't doubt it. Don't let me detain you."

"Hmph."

"Oh, and Licorice? One other thing?"

"What?"

"Candy is not an acceptable payment, ever. No matter how delicious."

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nebulia.livejournal.com

I love you. This is brilliant. :DDD

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<3 This was definitely fun to write. Artemis is so awesome and smart. It gives me joy.

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Tulio and Ponder Stibbons.

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"That hat of yours. It's very...pointy."

"Well, of course it is. I'm a Wizard. Pointy hats are very important."

"Wizard, hmm? As in magic?"

"Well, yes. But I've been doing a lot of work with some theoretical - "

"Can you turn things into gold? Through magic?"

"No, no, that's Alchemy. Honestly. But I have this machine called Hex - "

"How about making gold appear magically? There has to be some magic way to make money, right?"

"Er...not so much. We have students, though. Maybe you can get them to do something? Not that likely, of course. They are students..."

"But...what's the use of magic if there's no gold?"

"I'm very sorry you feel that way. Would you like to see Hex calculate things? He's very good at it."

"Oh, I might as well. I can't believe there's no gold."

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I have faith that Tulio will figure out some way to profit from wizardry.

I just think the Librarian will stop him from actually doing it, possibly my chasing him around campus. Much girly screaming. Ponder will roll his eyes and commiserate with Hex. X3

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"Yes! There is gold! All I need to do is sell these library books!"

"Ook."

"...or not. Nice monkey..."

"OOK! OOOK!"

"Ahh! Ape! Ape! I meant ape! MIGUEEEEL! I NEED SOME HELP HERE!"

XD

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And Miguel will of course light right up with, "Ooh! An orangutan!" :D Because he seems to randomly know crap.

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fleur-de-liz.livejournal.com

Ted and Tenth Doctor!

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Oh my God! XD That's going to be hilariously interesting, I suspect.

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"Oh, this is fantastic! Ted Kord? Really?"

"...yes?"

"Simply splendid to meet you. Is Booster Gold around here?"

"Uh, who?"

"You know, tall guy, very shiny bottom...you really have no idea who I'm talking about. Strange."

"What?"

"Tell me, do you know Dan Garrett?"

"Professor Garrett? Sure. He's a great teacher."

"Ohhh...this is really fantastic!"

"Seriously, what are we talking about? Who are you?"

"I'm the Doctor!"

"Doctor who?"

"Just the Doctor. I'm tracking a Norglog-5 cluster bug. Want to come?"

"Actually, I have homework to do and - "

"Oh no, it's here, Ted, Duck!"

"...is that a sonic screwdriver?"

"Indeed it is! You've heard of them?"

"Heard of them! I've been trying to make one! Of course, Uncle Jarvis thought I was ridiculous even to try. But seriously, who doesn't look at a screwdriver and think about how much better it would be if it were sonic?"

"That settles it. Want to see space, Ted? I can take you anywhen and anywhere!"

"Are you kidding? That sounds awesome!"

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fleur-de-liz.livejournal.com

YEEEEEEEE.

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bergann.livejournal.com

Miguel and Aziraphale.

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"An angel on Earth! That must be so exciting for you. So do you fight demons?"

"...well, not precisely. Er, fight isn't exactly the word I'd use for it."

"Oh? What do you do?"

"Well, I. Er. I try to redeem him. You know how it is. Saving souls."

"Not really. Tulio says that Hell doesn't exist, and it's good for us because we'd probably go there if it did."

"Oh, it exists. But anyway, I've been working on teaching the demon the meaning of...er...love."

"Noble of you. Has it worked?"

"Er. Yes and no."

"This sounds interesting!"

"Er. I'm redeeming him. Um. A little. But he may be corrupting me a bit too. He's. Er. Good at tempting."

"He's tempted you?"

"Look, why are we even discussing this?"

"Because it's interesting! How has he tempted you?"

"Oh, look at the time. I have to close up shop!"

"But it's nine in the morning!"

"Closed! Do come again."

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biancathecookie.livejournal.com

AWESOME

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bergann.livejournal.com

YES! \o/

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darthbatgirl.livejournal.com

Tim/Robin III (DC) and Captain Jack (Torchwood)

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"Move it, kid."

"You're Captain Jack Harkness, aren't you?"

"Depends who's asking."

"Tim Drake. I'm interested in Torchwood."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I have photos. This is where the elevator is, isn't it? I've seen people stand here and vanish."

"...observant kid. Come on down. I'll show you around. Give you some soda."

"Oh, I'd love a look around, but no thanks on the soda. I know about retcon, and I'd really prefer to keep my memories, thanks."

"How do you know all this?"

"I have my ways. And I have a lot of time on my hands."

"What do you want?"

"A job."

"We don't hire kids."

"I'm almost eighteen."

"Do your parents know where you are?"

"Dead."

"You have to have someone."

"My guardian's disappeared, and my older brother's trying to take his place. I would be helping, but it all seems...pointless."

"Yeah?"

"Mmm. Only so much one person can do."

"So you want to join Torchwood."

"At the very least, it should be interesting."

"Skills?"

"Detective. Combat. I'm good with computers too."

"Hmm. Maybe. Can you use a gun?"

"I'm not using a gun. I can fight fine without it."

"No gun? Kid, we'll need guns and worse going up against some of the things we're fighting."

"I've fought worse without."

"Also, I'm not sure how comfortable I am letting jailbait on the team."

"That's your most ridiculous excuse yet."

"Hmm. You can help from the base, maybe. We'll see about combat later."

"That's all I ask."

"Well, Tim Drake. Welcome to Torchwood."

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darthbatgirl.livejournal.com

Tim would so fit in at Torchwood, he and Ianto would hit it off. Of course Jack had to throw in the jailbait comment. Oooh now I have an image of Ianto/Tim/Jack. I'll just sit in the corner and tell myself to behave.

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jacklemmon.livejournal.com

Only two? This is 'too' hard!!! I want to say Tim Drake and Merlin, but I think I will resist and say...

Roy Harper (DC) and Owen Harper (Torchwood). Twould be lolarious, I think.

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"Owen! How's it going? Still secretly killing aliens?"

"Dammit, Roy, I'm a doctor!"

"I know, I know. But seriously, how's it going?"

"Pretty good, I suppose. I did sort of die."

"Yeah? Know how that is."

"Yeah, I'm a zombie now."

"Huh. Sounds interesting."

"Sort of sucks. Can't eat, drink, breathe, feel pain..."

"Not so fun."

"Have sex..."

"Oooh, I'm so sorry, Owen. That sounds terrible."

"Yeah, it really is. So how's Lian?"

"Lian? Pretty good. Recently started reading everything she could get her hands on."

"Great girl. Think she's going to be a superhero like her dad?"

"I hope not. But I wouldn't be surprised."

"Me neither."

"Anyway, I gotta go. Need to pick Lian up in a half hour."

"Good luck, Roy."

"You too, Owen. Hope you get better from the zombie thing."

"Yeah, that'd be nice. Bye!"

"Later, Owen."

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rayne-wyvren.livejournal.com

Tim Drake and Tony Stark because Tony looks like on older tim :)

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If Tim ever grows a mustache I will destroy the world in a fit of appalled fury.

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rayne-wyvren.livejournal.com

I don't think anything could be as bad as Tim's the mutton chops, whose bright idea was that? I swear, even after he got most of his hair burned off he grew them back. why?!

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I've found that most dudes take a sick sadistic pride in having awful side burns. It seems to be a wide spread epidemic.

Clearly, Timmy has not had his shots.

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"...so that's how the armor works. Isn't that cool?"

"Mmhmm, very. And how does your... power source work? Is it true that on a large scale, it could power cities with cleaner energy? And it's cheaper?"

"Well, yes, but it's not that simple..."

"Of course not. There's definitely a good reason for you to use your battery to power a supersuit instead of saving the world in a way that could have some larger effect."

"Well, when you put it like that..."

"No, no, I'm sure you're helping a lot of people. What's next?"

"...what'd you say your name was again?"

"Alvin Draper."

"...hey! That's Batman's kid's pseudonym! You're Robin!"

"...well, look at the time! This was very interesting, Mr. Stark! Good luck with everything!"

"I WANT ALL THOSE NOTES BACK!"

"Good bye!"

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second-batgirl.livejournal.com

Aang and Misfit.

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"Coool! What kind of bending was that?"

"What kind of whatting was who?"

"You just appeared in the middle of the air! Can you do it again?"

"Sure."

"How do you do it? Can you teach me?"

"Nope! It's just something I can do. No one else can. I - hey! You're floating!"

"This? Oh yeah, I'm an Airbender."

"I don't know what that means, but it sounds cool!"

"Yeah, it is! I'm also a firebender, waterbender, and earthbender! See, I'm the Avatar."

"Cool! Nice to meet you, Avatar! I'm Misfit!"

"That's a strange name."

"No stranger than Avatar."

"Hahaha! Avatar's not my name! I'm Aang."

"Well, duh. It's a superhero secret identity. Like Misfit."

"Secret identity? Why would you keep your identity secret?"

"Cause I'm a superhero!"

"So?"

"Look, it's just what you do, okay?"

"Okay. Wanna play this cool game I made up?"

"Sure!"

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second-batgirl.livejournal.com

*ADORES*

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cissie-king.livejournal.com

DCU - Bart

HP - Luna Lovegood (or whatever her name was)

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ms-kinnikufan.livejournal.com

Black Adam and Namor,

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Could you pick two different ones, please? I'm not that familiar with either of them.

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ms-kinnikufan.livejournal.com

Milargo and Molly Hayes!

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anthraciteowl.livejournal.com

Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter talking to Batman from DCU. Especially if Batman is trying to get evidence from her.

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elobscuro.livejournal.com

errrr, Bianca Reyes(DCU) and Granny Weatherwax(Discworld)?

Failing that, of course, Vertigo-Death having a chat with DEATH

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