SUPERBOY UNUSUAL PAIRING MONTHS STRIKES AGAIN! (JUST A MONTH LATE!)

[museofspeed]

Remember last April when I decided Kon needed more love? Well, I meant to do that again this April, but I forgot! So this year, MAY IS PUT KON IN AN UNUSUAL PAIRING MONTH!

Now I will copy-paste and edit my rules from last year!

UNUSUAL PAIRING MONTH! What does this mean? It means you should write a story or draw a picture about Kon with someone he isn't usually paired with! For instance, Last year I wrote both a Kon/Bernard and a Kon/Dick story. Very unusual pairings, those! However Kon/Tim? Not so unusual. Got it? And, of course, crossovers are allowed.

Kon/Tana, Kon/Knockout, Kon/Cassie and Kon/Serling are all allowed because although they are canon, there are very few fics about them, if any.

Wondering if your pairing is rare? Check the dcfic_index! If there are...say...less than ten? Pretty rare. Less than 5? Very rare. None? You win. Have a cookie.

Post your fics or pictures here when you're done, and in early June I'll make a masterlist.

GO FORTH! CREATE! GIVE SUPERBOY SOME LOVING!

And don't forget to post your stuff to ttk_is_hot!

Comments

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

:((((

I'm sorry. I wish I could help. Give it time though. <3

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I wrote something half-decent earlier! Maybe I'll post some of my baby drabbles from the RP or something.

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

Yeah, getting some feedback and talking with people might help you a bit. <3 Get your mind in the right place. :D

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

...I got a few lines written of Bond!crossover.

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

James woke up disoriented and confused. His shoulders were wrenched painfully behind his back, his wrists bound together by the thick leather of his belt. He struggled on the floor of his hotel room for several moments before a leg swathed in a deep sparkling blue came into the line of his sight. He looked up to find his date for that evening, watching him with a confident smile.

A taser was clutched delicately in a long pale arm and blue eyes watched him closely as one delicate eyebrow rose, expectantly.

"Do you expect me to talk?" he spat at her and when the answer came he realized just how big of a mistake he had made.

The voice was low and deep, a man's voice. Completely at odds with the beautiful features and slender body before him.

"No Mr. Bond. I expect you to blow me."






Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm officially the worst person in the history of the world. We speak of this joke to no one.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

....I LOVE YOU. Hee! I don't think he's ever going to figure out that Dick's a girl, actually. Which means that he won't get as much sex as he's used to. Just a blowjob.

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

Woah woah woah. You're writing a James Bond/Dick Grayson crossover and James Bond does not blow Dick Grayson?

Does. Not. Compute.


Seriously though, Dickie successfully pulls off the drag for the entire mission?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I can't see Bond with a man! Unless he thought he was a woman!

And that's the plan! With jealous!boyfriend!Roy! Who probably will give Dick a blow job. Actually, Dick might be the blower there too. Roy Does Not Like This Job.

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

Poor Roy has to see Dick dressed up all pretty and flirting with another dude. :(((

Feebus is gonna love the cross dressing. Also you should TOTALLY put Dickie in a sparkly, midnight blue floor length dress that slits up to the thigh.

Because that would be hot.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, that would be hot! I very well might! She'll be Bruce Wayne's goddaughter who is at a party with him. I need a good sexual innuendo and yet sexy name to give him. Fanny Handler isn't quite glamorous enough. And I think my mom knew someone of that name. Hmm.

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

The problem is that Dick already has a suggestive name. It's going to be hard to top. No pun intended.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Heehee. Not quite up there with Pussy Galore. Hmm. Could go with Diane Lloyd. It's pretty workable.

[aravistarkheena.livejournal.com]

How is Diane Lloyd suggestive? Am I being totally obtuse here?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

It isn't. But Diane sounds close enough to Dick to be recognizable and he's used the name Freddy Lloyd before. I think it's his mother's maiden name or something.