Oh, look, a bandwagon! *jumps on*

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

Fandoms...DC, Marvel, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Merlin, Harry Potter, Disney, Artemis Fowl, Shakespeare, Avatar, Firefly, Discworld, Good Omens, Candyland, Star Wars, Road to El Dorado...I'm definitely forgetting some things that I'd definitely write. Ask for something not on the list if you want.