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Shana ([personal profile] museofspeed) wrote2007-06-13 09:46 pm

Dirty Limericks!

Two Limericks, the first one's Harley/Ivy, about PG-13.

There once was an ivy-clad villain
Poison Ivy, who enjoyed chillin'
With Harley, who stumbled,
and promptly was tumbled
In the greenhouse, and boy was she willin'!

This one's Barbara/Dinah, also PG-13 to R-ish.

There once was a Birdie of Prey
Who screeched at the baddies all day.
Then she'd go home,
And in bed she would moan
When Oracle with her had her way.

[identity profile] elizabeth-b-89.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Your nerdiness is, at least, thorough.

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Shush, someone challenged me. It wasn't like I just do this randomly.

[identity profile] gsrfan7.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I like them. I think it's a challenge to sum every thing up into drabbles or less than 100 word ficlets. I'm horrible at condensing my stories so I think you did an awesome job.

[identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com 2007-06-14 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! They were fun.