Dirty Limericks!

[museofspeed]

Two Limericks, the first one's Harley/Ivy, about PG-13.

There once was an ivy-clad villain
Poison Ivy, who enjoyed chillin'
With Harley, who stumbled,
and promptly was tumbled
In the greenhouse, and boy was she willin'!

This one's Barbara/Dinah, also PG-13 to R-ish.

There once was a Birdie of Prey
Who screeched at the baddies all day.
Then she'd go home,
And in bed she would moan
When Oracle with her had her way.

Comments

[elizabeth-b-89.livejournal.com]

Your nerdiness is, at least, thorough.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Shush, someone challenged me. It wasn't like I just do this randomly.

[gsrfan7.livejournal.com]

Hey I like them. I think it's a challenge to sum every thing up into drabbles or less than 100 word ficlets. I'm horrible at condensing my stories so I think you did an awesome job.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Thanks! They were fun.