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museofspeed) wrote2007-10-21 10:06 pm
museofspeed) wrote2007-10-21 10:06 pm
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Title: I'm Pregnant!
Rating: PG
Prompt: mpreg, no. 29. birth
Warnings: Contains no mpreg
Summary: No one cares that Bart's pregnant!
Author's Notes: Written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
wtf27 and beta'd by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
shadowkitten87. Total crack. I hang my head in shame.
"Hey, Kon! Guess what! I'm pregnant!" Bart said, racing over.
Kon was wearing headphones and reading a magazine. "Sure, Bart, whatever."
Bart scowled.
"Hey, Cassie! I'm pregnant!"
"Very clever, Bart. Go away."
"Slobo, I'm-"
"Frag off."
"Anita! I'm pregnant!"
"I'm busy Bart. Go bother someone else."
"Robin! Robin, I'm pregnant!"
Tim glanced at him. "Bart, take that pillow out of your shirt. Guys can't get pregnant."
"They can't?" Bart frowned.
"You didn't know that?"
Bart shrugged. "I thought it was just another word for fat."
"No one ever told you what 'pregnant' means."
"Well, it wasn't part of my VR education, and no one told me what it meant."
"Bart, pregnant is when a woman is having a baby."
"Ohhh."
Rating: PG
Prompt: mpreg, no. 29. birth
Warnings: Contains no mpreg
Summary: No one cares that Bart's pregnant!
Author's Notes: Written for
wtf27 and beta'd by shadowkitten87. Total crack. I hang my head in shame."Hey, Kon! Guess what! I'm pregnant!" Bart said, racing over.
Kon was wearing headphones and reading a magazine. "Sure, Bart, whatever."
Bart scowled.
"Hey, Cassie! I'm pregnant!"
"Very clever, Bart. Go away."
"Slobo, I'm-"
"Frag off."
"Anita! I'm pregnant!"
"I'm busy Bart. Go bother someone else."
"Robin! Robin, I'm pregnant!"
Tim glanced at him. "Bart, take that pillow out of your shirt. Guys can't get pregnant."
"They can't?" Bart frowned.
"You didn't know that?"
Bart shrugged. "I thought it was just another word for fat."
"No one ever told you what 'pregnant' means."
"Well, it wasn't part of my VR education, and no one told me what it meant."
"Bart, pregnant is when a woman is having a baby."
"Ohhh."
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Omg that will be interesting o.o XD My second part is like... alternate things that could happen? XD It all takes place after Bart dies but I'm really proud of it ^^ I have it all written out on paper just have to type it out x.x