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[museofspeed]

Title: I'm Pregnant!
Rating: PG
Prompt: mpreg, no. 29. birth
Warnings: Contains no mpreg
Summary: No one cares that Bart's pregnant!
Author's Notes: Written for wtf27 and beta'd by shadowkitten87. Total crack. I hang my head in shame.

"Hey, Kon! Guess what! I'm pregnant!" Bart said, racing over.

Kon was wearing headphones and reading a magazine. "Sure, Bart, whatever."

Bart scowled.


"Hey, Cassie! I'm pregnant!"

"Very clever, Bart. Go away."


"Slobo, I'm-"

"Frag off."


"Anita! I'm pregnant!"

"I'm busy Bart. Go bother someone else."


"Robin! Robin, I'm pregnant!"

Tim glanced at him. "Bart, take that pillow out of your shirt. Guys can't get pregnant."

"They can't?" Bart frowned.

"You didn't know that?"

Bart shrugged. "I thought it was just another word for fat."

"No one ever told you what 'pregnant' means."

"Well, it wasn't part of my VR education, and no one told me what it meant."

"Bart, pregnant is when a woman is having a baby."

"Ohhh."

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That was cute. I love Bart.

I was wondering, can someone explain the fascination with mpreg for me?

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. If it wasn't a prompt, I'd never have written anything like it. Frankly, it grosses me out.

[amarin-rose.livejournal.com]

It's kinda like a Reese's peanut butter cup. Instead of choosing between chocolate and peanut butter (slash and kid-fic) you get to have both at one go.

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

I love love love how Tim is the one to explain it all to Bart XD Very cute! ^^

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Because Tim is the only one patient enough not to chase Bart away.

And because I'm secretly a huge Bart/Tim shipper, and this way it hints.

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

That's true, but sometimes you see him being the least patient with him back then too XD

I'm very openly a huge Bart/Tim shipper XD I'm actually typing up the first part in my two part huge Bart/Tim fic XD;;

Anyway, I love it ^^

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I was lying about the secretly part. I'm openly a Tim/Bart shipper. In fact, I claimed Bart/Tim for fanfic100. My table seems to have disappeared, though. I'll fix that eventually.

But I can't wait to read your fic! I'm working on an AU with Barb Allen and Tina Drake.

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

I figured you were kidding ^^

Omg that will be interesting o.o XD My second part is like... alternate things that could happen? XD It all takes place after Bart dies but I'm really proud of it ^^ I have it all written out on paper just have to type it out x.x

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

and you should fix it so I can stare and stare and print off more Bat-porn to take home with me XD

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I will fix it! Soon as I get my ass in gear. Not porn, unfortunately. I fail at writing porn. Seriously, I had to get a ghost writer to write my porn when I joined a porn challenge.

One of my wtf27 fics is looking like it has to be porn. And...vaguely non-con, but not exactly. Seriously, where the hell is my brain when I need it?

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

omg. Lj ate my comment. Now I have to remember what I just said v.v

Umm let's see. OH! I call all the fanfics I print off Batporn XD I currently don't have my own computer, so I go to the library and print off fics in 5 point font to read at home because I have nothing to do until March when I move and I'm currently stuck in HELL (Though I may go to NYC for a concert in Dec ~.~ hopefully ~.~ I have to get out of this place ~.~). Some is porn, some isn't XDDD But it keeps me entertained XDD

I never could write porn either!!! I always had the hardest time and I don't think I've ever written Tim/Bart porn. I think the closest I got was Bart going down on Tim in "Fetish", but it ended like instantly XD;; Though I just wrote the best porn in my life in a non-dc fic and I'm so proud of myself. So I'm sure you can do it too!! XD

Sorry I'm spamming you btw ~.~;;;

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Psh, it isn't spam! We are having a conversation!

The only semi-pornish thing I wrote was a Harry/Draco fic for a friend's birthday, but that was just nudity. I can do porn if it isn't graphic. Sort of. Maybe. I can definitely do it off screen.

Anyways, nice person that I am, I'll link you to the stuff.

here, (http://shananagin.livejournal.com/33051.html) here, (http://shananagin.livejournal.com/33694.html) here (http://shananagin.livejournal.com/33484.html) and here (http://shananagin.livejournal.com/32125.html).

When I say nice, I mean a total whore for people reading my stuff. Just saying. Three of those are Tim/Bart and one of them is a Teen Titans/Teen Titans Go! Crossover that is Tim/Dick so far and destined to be more if I ever write the next part.

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

I used to be a sort of Harry/Draco fan XD

Omg omg yea~!! I'm never going to finish typing up this long ass fic of mine, but I don't care so yea~! XD

And omg o.o That crossover o.o I have to read that first XD *scurries away* You are to nice~!

And if you want to read any of my stuff under my old name it's at delicious_trap and everything is organized in the memories. I just started up maximumimpulse5 for my new name XD

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

o.o well I just looked at that and my memories aren't that well organzied after all XDD

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Shiny! I fixed the table, by the way. And I started up a Young Justice community, called (appropriately) youngjustice. I haven't advertised it at all yet, so no one's in it. When I'm done with my random Young Justice kiss fest I'm going to post it there and advertise the community at the same time.

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

Joined! And I'm so going to post my fic there once I get it typed up because the first like three scenes are all in Young Justice time ^^

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Yay! It's fine for post-YJ stuff too, just so long as it's the Young Justice characters.

[silver-fic.livejournal.com]

Aww, that is adorable ^__^

[ladymordecai.livejournal.com]

Adorable--I love that Tim's the only one with enough patience to actually explain to Bart what's going on.

[pikakao.livejournal.com]

Awww only Tim bothered to set things right.