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[museofspeed]

Title: I'm Pregnant!
Rating: PG
Prompt: mpreg, no. 29. birth
Warnings: Contains no mpreg
Summary: No one cares that Bart's pregnant!
Author's Notes: Written for wtf27 and beta'd by shadowkitten87. Total crack. I hang my head in shame.

"Hey, Kon! Guess what! I'm pregnant!" Bart said, racing over.

Kon was wearing headphones and reading a magazine. "Sure, Bart, whatever."

Bart scowled.


"Hey, Cassie! I'm pregnant!"

"Very clever, Bart. Go away."


"Slobo, I'm-"

"Frag off."


"Anita! I'm pregnant!"

"I'm busy Bart. Go bother someone else."


"Robin! Robin, I'm pregnant!"

Tim glanced at him. "Bart, take that pillow out of your shirt. Guys can't get pregnant."

"They can't?" Bart frowned.

"You didn't know that?"

Bart shrugged. "I thought it was just another word for fat."

"No one ever told you what 'pregnant' means."

"Well, it wasn't part of my VR education, and no one told me what it meant."

"Bart, pregnant is when a woman is having a baby."

"Ohhh."

Comments

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Shiny! I fixed the table, by the way. And I started up a Young Justice community, called (appropriately) youngjustice. I haven't advertised it at all yet, so no one's in it. When I'm done with my random Young Justice kiss fest I'm going to post it there and advertise the community at the same time.

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

Joined! And I'm so going to post my fic there once I get it typed up because the first like three scenes are all in Young Justice time ^^

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Yay! It's fine for post-YJ stuff too, just so long as it's the Young Justice characters.