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[museofspeed]

Title: I'm Pregnant!
Rating: PG
Prompt: mpreg, no. 29. birth
Warnings: Contains no mpreg
Summary: No one cares that Bart's pregnant!
Author's Notes: Written for wtf27 and beta'd by shadowkitten87. Total crack. I hang my head in shame.

"Hey, Kon! Guess what! I'm pregnant!" Bart said, racing over.

Kon was wearing headphones and reading a magazine. "Sure, Bart, whatever."

Bart scowled.


"Hey, Cassie! I'm pregnant!"

"Very clever, Bart. Go away."


"Slobo, I'm-"

"Frag off."


"Anita! I'm pregnant!"

"I'm busy Bart. Go bother someone else."


"Robin! Robin, I'm pregnant!"

Tim glanced at him. "Bart, take that pillow out of your shirt. Guys can't get pregnant."

"They can't?" Bart frowned.

"You didn't know that?"

Bart shrugged. "I thought it was just another word for fat."

"No one ever told you what 'pregnant' means."

"Well, it wasn't part of my VR education, and no one told me what it meant."

"Bart, pregnant is when a woman is having a baby."

"Ohhh."

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That was cute. I love Bart.

I was wondering, can someone explain the fascination with mpreg for me?

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

I love love love how Tim is the one to explain it all to Bart XD Very cute! ^^

[silver-fic.livejournal.com]

Aww, that is adorable ^__^

[ladymordecai.livejournal.com]

Adorable--I love that Tim's the only one with enough patience to actually explain to Bart what's going on.

[pikakao.livejournal.com]

Awww only Tim bothered to set things right.