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museofspeedFandom: Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go!
Characters/Pairings: Tim Drake, Bart Allen, Cassie Sandsmark, Conner Kent, Mia Dearden, Victor Stone, Princess Koriand'r, Garfield Logan, Raven, Robin, Kid Flash, Speedy, Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, Raven. Dick/Roy. Other pairings to follow, probably.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Interlude. The Teen Titans chat with their alternate Titans.
Author Notes: I think I may have mixed and matched canon for this, so I couldn't tell you exactly when this is. Pre-Infinite Crisis of course, but Mia's on the team. Eh, it's complete crack anyways. Thanks to
julius12 for the beta. Previous Part.
“You’re a vegetarian?” Gar cackled.
Beast Boy scowled. “Well…yeah.”
“You are missing out,” Gar said.
“Ew! How can you eat meat? We turn into those animals!”
Gar popped into dog form. “Dog eat dog world, Mini-Me.”
“But it’s like cannibalism!”
“No, pigs are pigs,” Gar said, transforming into a pig, “and people are people!” he popped back into his normal shape. “Totally different.”
“Still, ick.”
“So,” Bart said, grabbing a pizza from the fridge. “What’s life like in your universe? Do we really have all the same powers?”
“Think so,” Kid Flash said. He tried to grab a piece of pizza at superspeed, but Bart snagged it away.
“Ha!” Bart said. “Can you make scouts too?”
“What?”
“Scouts. You know, doppelgangers.”
“No idea what you’re talking about, Bart.”
“Ha! Bart 2, Alternate Kid Flash 0!” Bart pumped his fist.
“You are so weird.”
“Nope. You are. So you guys really never take off your masks?”
Kid Flash shook his head. “Why would we?”
“Um, secret identities? Are you Wally?”
“Who?”
“No one. You’re definitely not Grampa or Jay cause neither of them were ever Kid Flash, and you look different from me.”
“I don’t have a secret identity, I told you. I’m Kid Flash. That’s all there is to it.”
“So, what, do your friends call you ‘Kid’ or something?”
“Um.”
“I mean, I changed into the Kid Flash identity cause everyone associated Impulse with being rash and not thinking. I’m all about thinking now. You should see how totally thinkful I can be.”
“Thinkful isn’t a word,” Kid Flash said crossly.
“It is in the future.”
“What?”
“There’s an Interlac word that translates directly to thinkful.”
“How would you know that?”
“I’m from the future.”
“No, really.”
“Really!”
“You are so weird, Bart.”
“My batarang is bigger than yours,” Robin said.
Tim didn’t snicker. Snickering would ruin his dark demeanor. “It’s not the size of the batarang,” he said solemnly, “it’s how you use it.”
A burst of laughter made Tim turn around. Of course, Dick had to walk in as he said that.
“I cannot believe you’d sink that low, ‘Alvin,’” Dick said.
Tim blushed. So much for dark demeanor. “He said his was bigger,” he muttered.
“Hmm. I’m sure neither of your batarangs are as long as my…escrima sticks.”
Tim sputtered.
Robin frowned, not even attempting to understand what these strange alternate Titans were talking about. “Hey, weren’t you wearing different pants when we first saw you?”
“Um, yeah,” Dick said. “I’d been…practicing with my escrima sticks.”
Tim snorted. “Thank you, ‘Wing. I did not need to think about that.”
“Think about what?” Mia asked, walking in with Roy and the other Speedy.
“Mia, you do not want to think about it either.”
“Wait, I don’t get it,” Robin said. “Why would you need different pants to practice with your escrima sticks?”
Roy and Mia snickered. Speedy and Robin looked at each other. Clearly the alternate universe Titans were insane.
“Hey, Robin,” Dick said.
“What?” Tim and Robin said at the same time.
“Oh, right,” Tim said. “Go ahead.”
“Robin, are you...were your parents acrobats?”
Speedy grimaced, and Robin went cold.
“Yes,” he said shortly. “The best.”
Dick nodded. “Flying Graysons?” he whispered.
Robin nodded again and looked up at Dick, puzzled. “How did you-”
“Mine were too. They were-”
“-murdered, and then Batman-”
“-took me in-”
“So you’re me,” Robin said. “An older me.”
“I could have guessed that,” Tim said. “You’re definitely not me or…or…” thinking about Steph still hurt a little. “Nightwing’s the only one who you could be.”
“Trained by the World’s Greatest Detective,” Mia said, stepping over to Tim and slinging an arm around him.
“So then,” Speedy said, scratching his head, “Am I you?”
Roy shrugged. “Unless you’re a girl, I’d say probably. Hey, what are your feelings for Robbie over there?”
“My…feelings? Well, he’s alright, I guess…”
“Stop traumatizing our younger doppelgangers!” Dick called.
“How is he traumatizing-” Speedy looked bewildered.
Tim and Mia made eye contact. It was clear they had to rescue Speedy and Robin and explain a few things to them, while they were at it.
“But why can we not be the best of friends, other Starfire?” Starfire asked. “We are so alike!”
“X’hal!” Koriand’r shouted, whirling around to face Starfire. “We are nothing alike! Do you never think of anything except shopping and toenail painting?”
Starfire glared at her, eyes glowing green, flying up to Kory’s height. “I do think of other things! I like to have the fun! I think of Robin! Do not have the fun in this world? Oooh, are you partaking in the ritual of dating with Nightwing?”
Kory glared at Starfire. “No,” she said icily. “I don’t have time for this. Go bother someone else. I have a group of superpowered children to raise. And why do you talk so oddly?”
“Why do you mock the way I speak? Friends do not mock friends!”
“We are not friends!” Kory shouted.
“But-”
“Go bother someone else,” Kory said. “I have to work on my garden. It’s all of Tamaran that remains.”
Starfire gazed at her open-mouthed for a few moments, then flew off, blinking back tears.
On the roof of Titans Tower she found the two Ravens meditating.
“Hello, friend Raven!” Kory called out.
“Whatever,” Raven droned.
Rachel smiled at her. “What is wrong, Starfire? I can feel your emotions.”
“Would…would you like to be friends, other-Raven?” Starfire asked.
Raven thought about it for a moment. “Yes,” she said. “Yes, I’d like that.”
“Glorious!” Starfire gushed, “We can be going to the parties and doing the oversleep and the curling of the hair together! Will it not be amazing, friend-other-Raven?”
“Just Rachel will do,” Raven said. “And yes…it will be nice.”
Raven watched this impassively, then quietly flew off. Perhaps the other Starfire would be less annoying than these two.
“Do you think it’s because I’m already a clone?” Conner asked suddenly.
“Hmm?” Cassie said. “I have no idea. Come on, Conner! We can do far better things than mope about your nonexistence in a different freaking universe. Sheesh.”
Suddenly, Cyborg’s voice rang out from the Tower speakers.
“All Titans!” he called. “Meet up right now in the main room! The Titans of the Future are attacking!”
NEXT: Teen Titans cubed!
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Date: 2007-11-03 08:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 08:57 pm (UTC)Though laziness, indeed, is not. This will be continued! In theory!
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Date: 2007-11-03 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-11-03 10:28 pm (UTC)...
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-Gets all Bart like and anxious- Okay, enough waiting now? :-P This is wonderfully done and I enjoy the traumatizing of the dopplegangers muchly. Awesome job.
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Date: 2007-11-03 10:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 11:08 pm (UTC)this is molly btw i dont wanna log in.
i sent you a text message. tell me if you didnt get it.
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Date: 2007-11-03 11:12 pm (UTC)Your fics may theoretically show up some day, but as of yet I've been plagued by bunnies randomly bouncing around.
Is it the Potions one?
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Date: 2007-11-19 06:47 pm (UTC)*waits not so patiently*