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Title: Twentieth Century Taboos
Author: [livejournal.com profile] shananagin
Claim: Supporting Characters
Characters/Pairing: Bart/Preston, Carol.
Rating: G
Word Count: 760
Prompt: [livejournal.com profile] dcu_freeforall: 21. Control over time/space.
Summary: Preston keeps staring at Bart. Carol thinks he should go for it.



"You should tell him," Carol said.

Preston looked up. "Huh?"

Carol rolled her eyes and sat down next to him. "Bart. You know, the guy you were just staring at?"

Preston flushed. "I wasn't staring!"

"You're always staring at him," Carol said.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Preston said, looking down at his sandwich and resisting the urge to look up at Bart. "Why would I stare at Bart?"

"Because you're hopelessly in love with him?"

"That's not funny!"

"I'm not laughing," Carol said. "Preston, I've seen you staring. And I've seen how you act around him."

Preston said nothing. He took a bite out of his sandwich and chewed slowly.

"And you should tell him," Carol said.

"Why?" Preston said. "It's not like he likes me back. It'd just make things awkward between us."

Carol snorted.

"What?" Preston said.

"Why are you so sure he won't like you back?" she asked.

"Please," Preston said, his gaze sliding back up to where Bart was talking to Rolly. "He's completely straight."

"Oh?" Carol said.

"I mean, come on, look at him! I've never seen him act gay at all!"

"And since when has Bart ever acted how you'd expect?" Carol said. "You know Bart. He never does the expected thing."

"So you think he's gay?" Preston said hopefully. Across the cafeteria, Bart looked up and saw Preston staring. Preston smiled a little, and Bart grinned and started walking towards them.

"Let's ask him," Carol said. "Hey, Bart!"

"Don't!" Preston said, but Carol ignored him.

"Hi, Carol! Hi, Preston!" Bart said. "What's up?"

"Not much," Carol said. "Bart, have you ever had a crush on a guy?"

Bart nodded. "Yeah, a few times! Like, for instance, I've got this crush on my, um, friend, Rob...ert. Robert. Yeah. And other people. Have you?" he asked Carol.

Carol nodded, face straight. "Yes, Bart. I have."

"Cool," Bart said. He sat down. "What's up, Preston?"

"Nothing," Preston said.

"I've got to go," Carol said. "See you guys later." She gave Preston a look as she walked away. Preston guessed she was trying to tell him to tell Bart. He wasn't sure if he'd have the nerve.

"Hey, did you hear?" Bart asked. "Exploding Explosions 2: The Big Boom is coming out this weekend!"

"Oh, yeah!" Preston said. "I want to see that!"

"So do I!" Bart said. "I loved the first one. Wanna see it with me?"

"Uh, yeah," Preston said. "With, like, everyone else, right?"

"Huh? No, just us," Bart said.

"Just the two of us?" Preston said.

"Yeah," Bart said. "You know, like a date?"

Preston dropped his sandwich. "A d-date?" he said. "You and me? Really?"

"Yeah," Bart said, suddenly anxious. "Is that okay? Carol said people are weird about that now, but I thought..."

"No, no, it's...it's unexpected," Preston said. "I thought you were straight..."

"Straight?" Bart said, blinking. "As opposed to what, bent?"

"What?" Preston said.

"I'm confused," Bart complained. "Are you saying no?"

"No!" Preston said. "I mean, yes, I mean, wait. I do want to go to the movie with you, Bart. On a date."

"Awesome!" Bart said. "So are we, like, dating now?"

Preston smiled, a little nervously. "I guess so," he said.

"Cool!" Bart said. He leaned forward and kissed Preston quickly.

"Wha – Bart!" Preston said, blushing furiously. "You can't just – Everyone probably saw!"

"So?" Bart said. "Is this the twentieth century people being weird about guys and guys liking each other again?"

"What the – you say the strangest things, Bart," Preston said. "But I mean, I wasn't planning to come out!"

"Hey, Allen!" Evil Eye said. "Were you and Preston just kissing?"

Preston groaned. Everyone must have heard. Evil Eye's voice could carry.

"Allen, what's up with that?" one of the older kids asked.

"Preston's my boyfriend," Bart explained, matter-of-factly. "So I kissed him."

"But that's...that's..."

"What?" Bart asked.

"Y'know..."

"No I don't," Bart said. "Is there a problem?" Bart just looked so completely clueless and innocent. It was almost as if he really didn't know.

"Uh...I guess not," the guy said.

"I can't believe I missed it!" One of the girls said.

"Oh, it was adorable!" her friend said.

Bart shrugged and turned back to Preston. "What were we talking about again?"

Preston shook his head. Bart's weirdness had just kept them out of trouble again, it seemed. He hoped it would last.

"Nothing," Preston said. "You'd just kissed me."

"Right," Bart said. "Can I do it again?"

Preston looked around. People were still looking and talking. "Let's go somewhere private," he suggested.

Bart grinned and grabbed his hand. "Okay," he said. "C'mon!"

Date: 2008-02-20 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com
Bart makes his own rules. Just enjoy the ride, Preston. (I did not mean for that to sound dirty.)

Very cute.

Date: 2008-02-20 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
Preston will indeed enjoy the ride. (I did mean for that to sound dirty.)

Thank you!

Date: 2008-02-20 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com
Exploding Explosions 2: The Big Boom

Now you're just taunting me.

Date: 2008-02-20 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahaha.

Exploding Explosions gets a little repetitive after the first twelve times you've watched it. That's what sequels are for!

And just wait until you see the movie that Jean and Wanda see in my X-Men First Class fic.

Date: 2008-02-20 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] majrgenrl8.livejournal.com
Absolutely adorable.

Date: 2008-02-20 05:09 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-02-20 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] labuenaventura.livejournal.com
Oh my lord. That was excellent. XD

>>Rob...ert. Robert.

Hahahahaha. You've gotten Bart down to a "T". Thanks so much for sharing!

Date: 2008-02-20 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
Thank you for reading! I couldn't resist Bart having a crush on "Rob...ert."

Date: 2008-02-20 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meritjubet.livejournal.com
This was absolutely hilarious and cute and I love it to pieces :) Bart rocks stupid 20th century morals again (and go Bart! ^_^)

Date: 2008-02-20 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
Bart > 20th century and we all know it.

Date: 2008-02-21 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver-fic.livejournal.com
Awwwwwwwwww, I so love you for writing Bart/Preston ^__^ Do you have more Bart/Preston? Could there be more in the future? Also, I love the reference to Bart having a crush on Robin ^__^ And I love Bart asking Carol if she had ever had a crush on a guy, I can so see her sighing at him as she replies ^___^ So perfect

Date: 2008-02-21 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
Bart/Preston is awesome beyond belief. I've got a drabble here, (http://shananagin.livejournal.com/42720.html#cutid4) but that's it...SO FAR! I'm probably going to write more because yeah, it's awesome.

Date: 2008-02-21 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver-fic.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, I remember that one, it was marvelous, and yeah I love those two ^___^ I think I look at Bart, Preston, and Carol in a similar way to how I look at Harry, Ron, and Hermione, or Nine, Rose, and Jack. Not sure where I was going with that thought but yeah.
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Date: 2008-02-21 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
Secret identity? What's that?

Luckily, Carol is the only person in Manchester with enough brains to figure it out.

Well, Helen, too, but Bart basically told her.

I'm glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2008-02-22 05:11 am (UTC)
ext_11844: (I Love You Impulse)
From: [identity profile] amarin-rose.livejournal.com
I reject my reality and wish to join Bart's. *nods*

Date: 2008-02-22 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
Join the club! Bart's reality is a much happier place.

Well, this Bart. I'm not so happy with canon Bart's reality.

Date: 2008-03-19 06:13 am (UTC)
evilbeej: (Bart: Cheery!)
From: [personal profile] evilbeej
-Very- cute.

...

...weirdly, you're making me want to write Bart/Evil Eye. c.c

Date: 2008-03-19 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
I've had those plot bunnies before!

And your icon is adorable.

Date: 2008-03-20 08:11 am (UTC)
evilbeej: (Bart: Kyaa!)
From: [personal profile] evilbeej
Fanks! It's a [livejournal.com profile] pikakao pic. She makes the cutest Barts evar. EVAR.

Plotbunnies scare me except when other people have them. My writing is... short. :D

Date: 2008-03-20 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] museofspeed.livejournal.com
I thought it was! [livejournal.com profile] pikakao's Bart is adorable enough to take over the world and have everyone else not complain because he's just that cute.

Date: 2008-03-21 11:47 pm (UTC)
evilbeej: (Bart: Wheee!)
From: [personal profile] evilbeej
He IS. I love him like tumbles. All over. *heart heart heart*

Date: 2010-11-25 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegodoftigers.livejournal.com
MORE! I beg more of Bart and Preston!

But when does Impulse become Flash D:??? Dude I am so far behind in everything it isn't funny ;O;...

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