Fic: Shortpants. Dick/Roy. PG-13.

[museofspeed]

Title: Shortpants
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Roy/Dick
Prompt: Shortpants for greeneyelove's Dick/Roy Summer Fic Fest and Cross dressing for coldfiredragon's Cliche Ficathon.
Word Count: 380
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Roy and Dick are off to a costume party. Roy is not pleased with his costume.
Author's Notes: Beta'd by julius12! Also, if anyone draws the boys in their costumes, I will love them forever and write them whatever they so desire.



"What do you think, with the tiara or without?" Dick said, frowning in the mirror.

"I hate you," Roy said. "I utterly hate and despise you."

"Love you too, darling," Dick said. He frowned and took the tiara off. "It doesn't really match my jewelry. Does Lian have a silver one?"

"I thought this'd get you to call off the deal!"

"You agreed to choose each other's costumes for the party."

"I didn't think you'd be evil!"

Dick twirled around, letting the pink, poofy skirts swish around him. "How do I look? Princessy enough?"

"Damn, you're hot," Roy said.

"Not calling off the deal, then?" Dick said, smirking. "The Robin costume's in the closet."

Roy grumbled and stomped over to the closet. "I don’t see why I couldn't at least have worn the current Robin costume," he said.

"Tim's making Bart wear it," Dick said. "You're just pissed you had to shave your legs."

"Shortpants!" Roy said, waving them in Dick's face. "How could you wear these things?"

"I've got a cute butt."

"I know that."

"Come on, Speedy, I wanna see you in 'em."

Roy grumbled and stripped.

"Feel free to do that more slowly!" Dick said.

Roy glared and started pulling on the Robin costume more quickly.

"You're no fun," Dick said.

Roy put the cape on and wrapped it around him. It was too short to really cover anything.

"Come on, show off!" Dick encouraged. "I'll bet they look great on you."

"What if Lian sees?"

"She's staying with Dinah and Babs for the night."

"Babs has cameras in your room!"

"Which I've found and fixed to show a loop just a few hours ago. It'll take her at least all night to figure it out and fix it."

"Still…"

"Roy, I've seen you naked."

Roy shrugged. "This is almost more revealing."

"Oh, come on. Your princess demands it!" Dick said imperiously.

"Hatred. You," Roy growled, letting the cape fall.

Dick stared. "Wow. How did you resist jumping me when I wore those things?"

"Wasn't easy, believe me," Roy said.

Dick kissed him, putting his hands on Roy's ass and hooking his pinkie fingers under the edge of the shortpants.

Roy rolled his eyes when they broke apart. "We're skipping the party, aren't we?"

"Oh yeah," Dick said.

EDIT: Illustration by axolotl_lan!

Comments

[greeneyelove.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'd skip the party too. And yes, someone should draw this. The image is adorable. And I love the playful side you show here. That's how I imagine they would be, with all the history and affection between them.

Great use of the prompt and combining the two challenges.

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Whee this is so cute! Great work <3

[anthraciteowl.livejournal.com]

Cute! Roy was doomed from the start. But maybe now Dick will realize just hos . . .distracting he was as Robin.

[nightfall-0.livejournal.com]

Lol! That's so funny, I loved it.
And Dick is right : how did Roy resist jumping him in his short pants?

[aiyokusama.livejournal.com]

*giggles at Roy*


Poor darling. And to have had a clueless Dickie-bird wandering around in short-pants temping him...

He has the patience of a saint!

Nicely done :)

[loopylouise123.livejournal.com]

OMG. LOL.

Dick's evil, but I think it is Roy's turn to wear the short pants. XD

[stinglikeabee.livejournal.com]

Mmm shortpants!

"Oh, come on. Your princess demands it!" Dick said imperiously.

dsmfiwehgk'; *snorts gatorade out of nose*

[mari-redstar.livejournal.com]

Hey, Roy spent his teenage years in a miniskirt. (Okay, the Arrows claim it was a tunic. It was totally a mini-dress.)

Dick twirled around, letting the pink, poofy skirts swish around him. "How do I look? Princessy enough?"

Oh, Dick. You're always a pretty pretty princess. :D

Is Tim dressed in the Impulse costume? The discowing outfit? Steph's Robin costume? I vote for Discowing.

[bradygirl_12]

First off, Dick as a pretty Princess is perfect! ;)

That boy can wear anything and look incredible!

Secondly, Roy in the shortpants is just priceless! And Dick wearing them well into his college years...well, just tells you he's a tart, no doubt about it! ;)

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Mmm, Roy in shortpants is a very nice image. Although, I have to wonder if they'd even fit him, as Huntress was nice enough to tell us, Roy's packing more in the pants department than Dick is.

[hatgrlstargazer.livejournal.com]

This was delightful. I love how happy Dick seems to be as a pretty pretty princess. Of course, getting Roy into the shortpants has got to be a powerful motivation. :-D

[saavikam77.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! XD Oh, gods, that's perfect! Roy should wear the short pants more often... ^_~