Fic: Shortpants. Dick/Roy. PG-13.

[museofspeed]

Title: Shortpants
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Roy/Dick
Prompt: Shortpants for greeneyelove's Dick/Roy Summer Fic Fest and Cross dressing for coldfiredragon's Cliche Ficathon.
Word Count: 380
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Roy and Dick are off to a costume party. Roy is not pleased with his costume.
Author's Notes: Beta'd by julius12! Also, if anyone draws the boys in their costumes, I will love them forever and write them whatever they so desire.



"What do you think, with the tiara or without?" Dick said, frowning in the mirror.

"I hate you," Roy said. "I utterly hate and despise you."

"Love you too, darling," Dick said. He frowned and took the tiara off. "It doesn't really match my jewelry. Does Lian have a silver one?"

"I thought this'd get you to call off the deal!"

"You agreed to choose each other's costumes for the party."

"I didn't think you'd be evil!"

Dick twirled around, letting the pink, poofy skirts swish around him. "How do I look? Princessy enough?"

"Damn, you're hot," Roy said.

"Not calling off the deal, then?" Dick said, smirking. "The Robin costume's in the closet."

Roy grumbled and stomped over to the closet. "I don’t see why I couldn't at least have worn the current Robin costume," he said.

"Tim's making Bart wear it," Dick said. "You're just pissed you had to shave your legs."

"Shortpants!" Roy said, waving them in Dick's face. "How could you wear these things?"

"I've got a cute butt."

"I know that."

"Come on, Speedy, I wanna see you in 'em."

Roy grumbled and stripped.

"Feel free to do that more slowly!" Dick said.

Roy glared and started pulling on the Robin costume more quickly.

"You're no fun," Dick said.

Roy put the cape on and wrapped it around him. It was too short to really cover anything.

"Come on, show off!" Dick encouraged. "I'll bet they look great on you."

"What if Lian sees?"

"She's staying with Dinah and Babs for the night."

"Babs has cameras in your room!"

"Which I've found and fixed to show a loop just a few hours ago. It'll take her at least all night to figure it out and fix it."

"Still…"

"Roy, I've seen you naked."

Roy shrugged. "This is almost more revealing."

"Oh, come on. Your princess demands it!" Dick said imperiously.

"Hatred. You," Roy growled, letting the cape fall.

Dick stared. "Wow. How did you resist jumping me when I wore those things?"

"Wasn't easy, believe me," Roy said.

Dick kissed him, putting his hands on Roy's ass and hooking his pinkie fingers under the edge of the shortpants.

Roy rolled his eyes when they broke apart. "We're skipping the party, aren't we?"

"Oh yeah," Dick said.

EDIT: Illustration by axolotl_lan!

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[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Laughs. I did printmaking- patience is essential in that. Um short explanation. Gesso is like primer, so I would put primer on in small coats smoothing it out and adding more than doing carvings to manipulate the Spiderman body until it is close enough to deadpool than smooth it out one last time and paint. Accessorize, and topcoat or something to keep it from getting scratched and wrecked... I am also debating carving a wooden replica of a guitar hero style guitar to excuse the classic spidey finger pose.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

This is why I stick to words. I understand them and they go as fast as I do! No need to worry about typing an "r" wrong!

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Giggles, you'd be surprised! My typing was/is atrocious and still reveals it's inner gibberishness on occasion