Fic: Shortpants. Dick/Roy. PG-13.

[museofspeed]

Title: Shortpants
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Roy/Dick
Prompt: Shortpants for greeneyelove's Dick/Roy Summer Fic Fest and Cross dressing for coldfiredragon's Cliche Ficathon.
Word Count: 380
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Roy and Dick are off to a costume party. Roy is not pleased with his costume.
Author's Notes: Beta'd by julius12! Also, if anyone draws the boys in their costumes, I will love them forever and write them whatever they so desire.



"What do you think, with the tiara or without?" Dick said, frowning in the mirror.

"I hate you," Roy said. "I utterly hate and despise you."

"Love you too, darling," Dick said. He frowned and took the tiara off. "It doesn't really match my jewelry. Does Lian have a silver one?"

"I thought this'd get you to call off the deal!"

"You agreed to choose each other's costumes for the party."

"I didn't think you'd be evil!"

Dick twirled around, letting the pink, poofy skirts swish around him. "How do I look? Princessy enough?"

"Damn, you're hot," Roy said.

"Not calling off the deal, then?" Dick said, smirking. "The Robin costume's in the closet."

Roy grumbled and stomped over to the closet. "I don’t see why I couldn't at least have worn the current Robin costume," he said.

"Tim's making Bart wear it," Dick said. "You're just pissed you had to shave your legs."

"Shortpants!" Roy said, waving them in Dick's face. "How could you wear these things?"

"I've got a cute butt."

"I know that."

"Come on, Speedy, I wanna see you in 'em."

Roy grumbled and stripped.

"Feel free to do that more slowly!" Dick said.

Roy glared and started pulling on the Robin costume more quickly.

"You're no fun," Dick said.

Roy put the cape on and wrapped it around him. It was too short to really cover anything.

"Come on, show off!" Dick encouraged. "I'll bet they look great on you."

"What if Lian sees?"

"She's staying with Dinah and Babs for the night."

"Babs has cameras in your room!"

"Which I've found and fixed to show a loop just a few hours ago. It'll take her at least all night to figure it out and fix it."

"Still…"

"Roy, I've seen you naked."

Roy shrugged. "This is almost more revealing."

"Oh, come on. Your princess demands it!" Dick said imperiously.

"Hatred. You," Roy growled, letting the cape fall.

Dick stared. "Wow. How did you resist jumping me when I wore those things?"

"Wasn't easy, believe me," Roy said.

Dick kissed him, putting his hands on Roy's ass and hooking his pinkie fingers under the edge of the shortpants.

Roy rolled his eyes when they broke apart. "We're skipping the party, aren't we?"

"Oh yeah," Dick said.

EDIT: Illustration by axolotl_lan!

Comments

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Aw. Wouldn't Dick's college era costume still fit him, somewhat?

Either way, you gotta love how rediculously revealing it is.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

It might.

And they might have raided the Batcave where Bruce has several sizes of larger Robin costumes just in case Dick hadn't ever quit or experienced a sudden growth spurt.

But I still think they'd go with the store-bought one. It's a bit hard to explain how you've got an actual Robin costume without giving up your secret ID.

Unless you're Bart, who wears his own costume during Halloween.

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

Bart could dress like every hero if he wanted to. Evrytime you blinked he'd be someone else.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

"But weren't you just - "

"What are you talking about? I was always wearing this!"

[timemonkey.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he'd dress in layers?