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-Meh, life's annoying. I'm doing NaNoWriMo and hating my novel. Hence the lack of fic lately. Maybe I'll get some done, but I don't know.
-Also, I need to announce an extension on the Everything's Better with Tim and Bernard contest. Since the deadline's past and only one person's finished. And that person is not any of the three mods.
-You know why Obama is great? His name's entirely iambs. Look: baRACK oBAMa, PRESiDENT eLECT. Or when he gets inaugurated: baRACK husSEIN oBAMa: PRESiDENT. Perfect iambic pentameter! JOHN mcCAIN just can't compete. Same with SARah PAlin. And, okay, JOE BIden also doesn't work.
...shut up. I'm taking a class on meter. I think about these things.
-Nextwave's amazing.
-I think I'm going to randomly write a section of my NaNoWriMo novel in iambic pentameter. I don't need a reason.
-Maybe I should write a fanfic entirely in iambic pentameter. Would people hate that?
-I could really use some good porn right now. Bart/Tim or Tim/Bernard or maybe Bart/Tim/Kon. Or anything, really. I'm not very picky. Anyone want to link me to something or write me something? I'll give you drabbles in return! Though not if you just link me. I've probably read it if you do. Though if I haven't, sure, I'll drabble. Unfortunately, I've read everything for those three pairings. Seriously. Everything on the internet. Please prove me wrong.
-As a bonus, here's the Green Lantern oath scanned into STRESSED and unstressed. Also divided into feet. Wow, am I bored.
( Cut for those that hate poetry. )
-Also, I need to announce an extension on the Everything's Better with Tim and Bernard contest. Since the deadline's past and only one person's finished. And that person is not any of the three mods.
-You know why Obama is great? His name's entirely iambs. Look: baRACK oBAMa, PRESiDENT eLECT. Or when he gets inaugurated: baRACK husSEIN oBAMa: PRESiDENT. Perfect iambic pentameter! JOHN mcCAIN just can't compete. Same with SARah PAlin. And, okay, JOE BIden also doesn't work.
...shut up. I'm taking a class on meter. I think about these things.
-Nextwave's amazing.
-I think I'm going to randomly write a section of my NaNoWriMo novel in iambic pentameter. I don't need a reason.
-Maybe I should write a fanfic entirely in iambic pentameter. Would people hate that?
-I could really use some good porn right now. Bart/Tim or Tim/Bernard or maybe Bart/Tim/Kon. Or anything, really. I'm not very picky. Anyone want to link me to something or write me something? I'll give you drabbles in return! Though not if you just link me. I've probably read it if you do. Though if I haven't, sure, I'll drabble. Unfortunately, I've read everything for those three pairings. Seriously. Everything on the internet. Please prove me wrong.
-As a bonus, here's the Green Lantern oath scanned into STRESSED and unstressed. Also divided into feet. Wow, am I bored.
( Cut for those that hate poetry. )
