Quick! To the Bat-fax!

Title: With Great Powers Comes Great Sex
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bernard/Tim, Bart/Tim/Kon, Bart/Tim/Kon/Cassie, Kon/Cassie
Prompt: fanfic100: 83. And, dcu_freeforall: 26. phasing (through objects).
Word Count: 2700
Rating: R
Summary: Bernard's going to meet Tim's friends. The Titans have some pretty interesting stories about Tim.
Author's Notes: Oh, man, I'm pretty sure this started from a conversation with aravistarkheena, but it was a while ago and now it might have been felonazcorp. In either case, I'll dedicate it to both of them because I'm sure I discussed it with both of them. Thanks as always to the awesome julius12 for beta-ing! This fic is cracky. Very, very cracky.

( ''Geeze, don't explode, Boy Wonder. We were eager to meet the Boyfriend Wonder.'' )

Slowly but surely working through these...here, have the ones I'm done with!

( Five times Bart succeeded in slowing down. )

( Five times Cass knew Steph loved her. )

( How about five times Kon and Bart made Tim relax )

( Five times Misfit made Oracle proud. )

( Five times Bruce wished he had a normal job. )

( Five times Tim successfully deceived Bruce )

( Five Strange Places Lois and Clark Secretly Had Sex. )

Title: Avocado
Rating: G
Pairing: Harley/Ivy
Author's Note: Ah, Harley and Ivy.
( [Write about what's in your coat pocket.] )

Title:Dead Ant
Rating: PG
Pairing: Bruce/Selina
Author's Note The title amused me too much not to use. I don't know when this takes place, but it's not current canon, clearly.
( [Write about the one who got away and regretted it.] )

Title:Fire Hazard
Rating: G
Pairing: Spider-Man/Human Torch
Author's Note: This might be the first time I've written these two, but given the prompt, I couldn't resist. Also, woah, short fic.
( [something's burning] )

Title:Damsel in Distress
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bernard/Tim/Steph
Author's Note: I was working on Spoiled when this prompt came up. My mind went there. Um, I guess this can count for greeneyelove's threesomes or more challenge?
( [It's an emergency.] )

ETA one more!
Title: No Healing Factor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bart/Tim/Kon
Author's Note: Actually wrote this one a while ago and never really shared it. So here!
( [Explain the Bruise] )


In other news, I'm currently almost done with one of my OTP prompts, working on the other two, and working on my xmenfirstclass fic.

I'm also part-way done with the third part of Spoiled. I'd go faster if I didn't have these other things with a due date.

And I'm trying to write my Bart hooker fic with Anita as his pimp where he runs off with Carol, and it's turning out to be severely less cracky and more depressing than it ought to be with that description. I'm not sure if I'll keep writing it or start over and make it lighter and funnier. Everyone's kind of out of character, but it's not so much because I'm writing them wrong as that I think they'd be different people in this universe. Bart is not a happy, innocent kid because he's living on the streets selling his body for money. And Anita-the-Pimp is damn tough. Carol's herself, though.

I know what you're thinking.

"That Shana, she's a pretty cool person with a lot of talents. Why doesn't she ever post art or something?"

(Okay, maybe you're not thinking that, but play along, okay?)

The reason I don't post art is quite simple: my art is crap.

I doodle a lot, mostly because it's easier to doodle in class than to write, and I mostly doodle superheroes. Not always, but mostly.

And now, for the first and (if you're lucky) last time, you can see samples of some of the less crappy things I have drawn!

( Batwoman's Chest. )

( Random Notebook Stuff. )

( Bart and Tim. )

( Bart/Tim Snog. )

( The Doctor and Sparta? )

( Misfit! )

( The Fantastic Commawoman and her sidekick, Dot! )

( Robin and Algebra. )

( Random sketchy heads! )

( Dinah, Barbara, and the mutant cross between Barbara and Stephen Hawkings! )

( Time Cures Most Wounds. )

( Chick Impulse. )

( Timo and Barthu. )

That's it. Back to your regularly scheduled fic.