Quick! To the Bat-fax!

All I want is some new World's Finest Dick/Mon-El. Is that so much to ask?

So you may have noticed I'm somewhat dead lately. Really not doing much ficcing right now. It's...you got it...NaNoWriMo.

Just telling you all I'm still alive. Nothing to offer.

EXCEPT the name of a villain I just used. Because it gave me glee.

Despairrow. He shoots arrows. Of despair. To match the sharp, pointy stick of despair in his heart.

It amused me.

Stolen from unrequited_rain.

When you see this, post an excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

Some of these I'm working on right now, some of them are old. I'll put a note of some sort next to the ones that I'm definitely finishing and if there's one you particularly like, tell me about it in the comments and, well, no promises, but maybe.

( Robin and the Spoilers. )


( Pirate AU! )


( Bernard vs. Ives )


( The Titans try to sex up Scott Summers )


( Hob/Jack Harkness )


( Serenity meets Deadpool (And Cable) )


( Avatar/Young Justice )


( Artemis Fowl meets YJ )


( Hooker fic )


( Kory/Dick circus AU )


( Fuck, Chuck, Marry. )


( Evil Bart fic )


( Tim and Bart on a sink. )


( Cass/Bart )


( Crack. )


And there we go! There are more, but they're on my other computer and that's miles away. Plus, I'm never, ever going to finish those, most likely. Still, I hope you were at least a little amused by these.

I was writing an essay on the Bible for FYSem. One of the possible assignments I tried was writing it in the voice of Rabbi Hillel.

...he sounded like Uncle Iroh from Avatar.

What is wrong with you, head?

Guess who now has an Impulse t-shirt? Yes, that's right. Me. I made it. Well, technically my sister did, but it was my design. She just took over before I actually started so that I didn't end up with something that looked like crap.

I'll have pictures up as soon as I figure out how to get them from my camera to the computer. Fragging macs.

Oh! I've been curious about trying something like this for a while, so spontaneous made up meme!

The Ego Crushing Meme:

First: Lead in gently. Tell me your favorite story by me and why.

Second: No pain, no gain. Least favorite story? Why?

Third: No, no, don't pull your punches, I'm man enough to take it. What do you dislike most about my writing?

Fourth: Okay, okay, I'm suitably crushed! Before I decide never to write again, what do you like most about my writing?

Fifth: Anything else?

And feel free to be anonymous if you so desire! Just be honest! I know I'm not terrible, but I can always improve!

I may live to regret doing this. Oh well! Could be fun!

Since the Bart/Tim prompt begging session helped me fill my table so quickly, I'm gonna do the same thing again, only for a different table!

Give me Misfit prompts! First two get full length, everyone else gets at least a drabble! Any pairing (though I might make it gen), any prompt! Only rule is, Charlie's gotta be one of the characters!

There are times when I really, really want to read a golden age Lana/Clark/Lois threesome fic.

...

With robots.

In a porny fic that involves Tim, is it awkward for the penis to be referred to as a dick?

You ever have one of those days where you're reading Jack of Fables and thinking about how awesome a Jack/Booster fic would be? Seriously, it'd be scarily awesome. So I vaguely decided I should write one.

The problem, as with all crossovers that aren't PWP, is finding a logical reason for the two of them to meet. My original idea was for Rip to pick Jack up because he needs another agent that no one takes seriously, but because Booster is now Mature, that wouldn't be fun. I need Booster at his most silly.

So then I got to thinking...what are superheroes if not modern-day fables? Why can't they escape into the Mundy world?

This was the point in which I had to stop myself from discussing the Secret Invasion of the Adversary troops. But if I wrote Marvel fic? I would do that.

Of course, now I'm thinking about how Superman would have troubles because he wouldn't be allowed to use his powers to save people. Low profile and everything. Bruce would ignore the rules and do the urban legend thing, though without working with the police.

So now I'm worried that I've got another epic AU thing going on, and I don't want to write another epic AU! I've got too many WIPs! I don't want another!

But...Jack/Booster...

Goinked from caia_comica.

I made 2 lists, one of DC characters and one of AU settings.

For the characters, pick two numbers between 1 and 30.

For the AU settings, pick one number between 1 and 12.

Then I will tell you what characters & AU setting you have picked and what it would be like (or possibly write a snippet from it.)