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[museofspeed]

Title: I'm Pregnant!
Rating: PG
Prompt: mpreg, no. 29. birth
Warnings: Contains no mpreg
Summary: No one cares that Bart's pregnant!
Author's Notes: Written for wtf27 and beta'd by shadowkitten87. Total crack. I hang my head in shame.

"Hey, Kon! Guess what! I'm pregnant!" Bart said, racing over.

Kon was wearing headphones and reading a magazine. "Sure, Bart, whatever."

Bart scowled.


"Hey, Cassie! I'm pregnant!"

"Very clever, Bart. Go away."


"Slobo, I'm-"

"Frag off."


"Anita! I'm pregnant!"

"I'm busy Bart. Go bother someone else."


"Robin! Robin, I'm pregnant!"

Tim glanced at him. "Bart, take that pillow out of your shirt. Guys can't get pregnant."

"They can't?" Bart frowned.

"You didn't know that?"

Bart shrugged. "I thought it was just another word for fat."

"No one ever told you what 'pregnant' means."

"Well, it wasn't part of my VR education, and no one told me what it meant."

"Bart, pregnant is when a woman is having a baby."

"Ohhh."

Comments

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

I used to be a sort of Harry/Draco fan XD

Omg omg yea~!! I'm never going to finish typing up this long ass fic of mine, but I don't care so yea~! XD

And omg o.o That crossover o.o I have to read that first XD *scurries away* You are to nice~!

And if you want to read any of my stuff under my old name it's at delicious_trap and everything is organized in the memories. I just started up maximumimpulse5 for my new name XD

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

o.o well I just looked at that and my memories aren't that well organzied after all XDD

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Shiny! I fixed the table, by the way. And I started up a Young Justice community, called (appropriately) youngjustice. I haven't advertised it at all yet, so no one's in it. When I'm done with my random Young Justice kiss fest I'm going to post it there and advertise the community at the same time.

[starbeams.livejournal.com]

Joined! And I'm so going to post my fic there once I get it typed up because the first like three scenes are all in Young Justice time ^^

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Yay! It's fine for post-YJ stuff too, just so long as it's the Young Justice characters.