Fic: Cyber Doing It. Barbara/Ted. PG-13.

[museofspeed]

Title: Cyber Doing It
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Pairing: Barbara/Ted
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 273
Summary: Ted's drunk and online.
Author's Note: Didn't turn out to be quite as sexy as it was supposed to be, but ah well. For the Batman Kink Meme. And the colors were a pain in the ass to do. Also, thanks to julius12 for the speedy beta job.

Hey Oracle

Beetle? What's your status?

Horny. ;)

And drunk, I take it?

Did Booster take you out to bars?

Maybe. Yes. What are you wearing?

Beetle!

I bet you're just in your pajamas, right?

Those cute ones that are too big for you with the hole in the sleeve?

I do work at home. I don't really have to dress up.

I like them. I think they're sexy. ;)

I don't even have to ask what you're wearing. Spandex and goggles.

Spandex that shows off my perfect, manly body?

And every curve.

Ouch.

That hurt.

Sorry, just teasing.

You do it because you love me?

...sure, Beetle.

:D

So you're wearing your pajamas.

Oh, please.

C'mon, Babsy! It'd be fun!

I'm busy, Ted.

You are always busy.

I'll tell you a secret.

I know all your secrets.

Not this one.

This one's new.

*sigh*

What?

I'm not really drunk.

Well, maybe a little.

But mostly not at all.

I just said I was because I wasn't sure I could do this if you knew I was sober.

...

Babs?

It's just

I really like you.

I mean, I'm not very subtle about it.

But you're just so...I don't know. You.

You're sexy and smart and funny.

And you're the strongest woman I know.

And I'm friends with Power Girl!

Stronger than Power Girl?

Oh yeah.

And sexier.

Ever thought of wearing a shirt with a boob window?

That's it.

Get your blue spandexed butt over here right now.

Yes ma'am!

:) Dinah would never let me hear the end of it if we cyber did it.

See you in a bit!

<3

Comments

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

IM fics are fun!

Thank you!

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

hee I like your version, it is so cute!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[cold-nostalgia.livejournal.com]

Awwww! That was really cute. I really enjoyed that, thanks for posting>

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It was fun to write! issues or not.

[rocaw.livejournal.com]

That was so cute!! It just brightened up my sucky morning! Thanx! =)

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Aw, I'm glad you liked it!

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

Heh. This was my prompt! Thanks for answering it, this was really cute.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

XD Just pretend you don't know who I am! I can pretend to be anonymous!

Glad you enjoyed it! It's damn hard to find prompts in that thing that aren't Dark Knight verse. And don't have the Joker in them.

The Joker is awesome and scary and Heath Ledger's damn hot, but I don't even want to try writing Joker porn. Or Joker fic at all.

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

Way too much movieverse fic in that. Part of why I made the request. Can kinda sorta squinty make Ted/Babs a Batman fandom pairing. And trying to push Beetle II as a character out into the DCU fandom a little more than just us Boostle.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

In my giant future AU, Babs and Dinah are raising Ted and Babs' kid. He's a freaking genius, of course. Not quite as up on the whole fighting thing, though.

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

That is a cool AU. Links please? puppy eyes....

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

JusticeVerse. (http://shananagin.livejournal.com/53865.html)

Though I'll be honest. I haven't written out the bits about Ted and Barbara and Booster and Dinah yet. But I've got pictures of the Lance-Gordon kids! (http://shananagin.livejournal.com/70862.html)

[saavikam77.livejournal.com]

ROFL!! XD Oh, Ted...

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

XD He's a dork. But a lovable one.

[likeatruck.livejournal.com]

:D! Way to make my day.

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks! Glad you liked it!

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is awesomely adorable. <3

I'm a hypocrite because I used to say that I was totally not a shipper, but I so ship Babs/Ted!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Babs/Ted is one of my favorite straight ships. They've just got awesome nerdy love!

[mimes.livejournal.com]

I always have to bring it up when I see it, but Babs/Ted > Babs/Dick. This is the part where I duck for cover.

This was great though, v. sweet =)

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

I actually agree, to be honest. Though I don't mind Babs/Dick. But there are other people I prefer Dick with.

[crysania-fay.livejournal.com]

All I can do is snort. That would so be like him if he wasn't with Micheal!

[museofspeed.livejournal.com]

Well, in this fic, he isn't.

Thank you!