Fic: Cyber Doing It. Barbara/Ted. PG-13.

[museofspeed]

Title: Cyber Doing It
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Pairing: Barbara/Ted
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 273
Summary: Ted's drunk and online.
Author's Note: Didn't turn out to be quite as sexy as it was supposed to be, but ah well. For the Batman Kink Meme. And the colors were a pain in the ass to do. Also, thanks to julius12 for the speedy beta job.

Hey Oracle

Beetle? What's your status?

Horny. ;)

And drunk, I take it?

Did Booster take you out to bars?

Maybe. Yes. What are you wearing?

Beetle!

I bet you're just in your pajamas, right?

Those cute ones that are too big for you with the hole in the sleeve?

I do work at home. I don't really have to dress up.

I like them. I think they're sexy. ;)

I don't even have to ask what you're wearing. Spandex and goggles.

Spandex that shows off my perfect, manly body?

And every curve.

Ouch.

That hurt.

Sorry, just teasing.

You do it because you love me?

...sure, Beetle.

:D

So you're wearing your pajamas.

Oh, please.

C'mon, Babsy! It'd be fun!

I'm busy, Ted.

You are always busy.

I'll tell you a secret.

I know all your secrets.

Not this one.

This one's new.

*sigh*

What?

I'm not really drunk.

Well, maybe a little.

But mostly not at all.

I just said I was because I wasn't sure I could do this if you knew I was sober.

...

Babs?

It's just

I really like you.

I mean, I'm not very subtle about it.

But you're just so...I don't know. You.

You're sexy and smart and funny.

And you're the strongest woman I know.

And I'm friends with Power Girl!

Stronger than Power Girl?

Oh yeah.

And sexier.

Ever thought of wearing a shirt with a boob window?

That's it.

Get your blue spandexed butt over here right now.

Yes ma'am!

:) Dinah would never let me hear the end of it if we cyber did it.

See you in a bit!

<3

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