Quick! To the Bat-fax!

Title: Patience
Author: shananagin
Claim: Supporting Characters
Characters/Pairing: Max, Bart
Rating: G
Word Count: 200
Prompt: 54. Writer's Choice
Summary: Max wishes he'd told Bart that he understood.
Author's Notes/Warnings: This is what happens when I start thinking too much.

( Bart was one of the most patient people in the world. )

Title: Life in Manchester 3/3
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Kon, Steph, Carol, Preston, Max Mercury, White Lightning.
Prompt: fanfic100: 68. Lightning. wtf27: High School AU. au_abc: School. dcu_freeforall: 44. control over chemical composition.
Word Count: 2240
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart enjoys a movie, Kon and Steph are helpful, and Tim is a Boy Hostage.
Author's Notes: Yay, last part of Life in Manchester! Thanks to julius12 for the beta like always! In case you're wandering around lost, here's the first part and the second part. Also, apologies to Joss Whedon.

( Bart's eyes widened. ''Uh, I do! I was just, uh, ohlookatmywristIgottago!'' )

Title: Life in Manchester 1/3
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Carol, Preston, Steph, Bernard.
Prompts: For dcu_freeforall: 23. forcefield creation. For au_abc: School. For wtf27: High School AU. For fanfic100: 88. School. And that's what we call multi-tasking!
Word Count: 2600
Rating: PG
Summary: When Tim was younger, his parents decided Gotham was too dangerous to live in after seeing two acrobats fall to their deaths. They moved to Manchester, Alabama. Now, there's a new kid in town, and Tim's not sure what to make of him.
Author's Notes: Ah, this took me forever! This story is finished, but really freaking long, so you get three installments. The next one'll be posted tomorrow, the one after that two days from now. Trust me, it's for the best. This was written for geministar01 who requested "a Bart/Tim AU where Tim grew up in either Keystone City or Manchester." Hope this works for you! Also, thank you to julius12 for being an awesome beta!

( ''This is Tim,'' Carol said. ''He likes chess and math, and he's scared of the circus.'' )

Next!

Guess who now has an Impulse t-shirt? Yes, that's right. Me. I made it. Well, technically my sister did, but it was my design. She just took over before I actually started so that I didn't end up with something that looked like crap.

I'll have pictures up as soon as I figure out how to get them from my camera to the computer. Fragging macs.

Oh! I've been curious about trying something like this for a while, so spontaneous made up meme!

The Ego Crushing Meme:

First: Lead in gently. Tell me your favorite story by me and why.

Second: No pain, no gain. Least favorite story? Why?

Third: No, no, don't pull your punches, I'm man enough to take it. What do you dislike most about my writing?

Fourth: Okay, okay, I'm suitably crushed! Before I decide never to write again, what do you like most about my writing?

Fifth: Anything else?

And feel free to be anonymous if you so desire! Just be honest! I know I'm not terrible, but I can always improve!

I may live to regret doing this. Oh well! Could be fun!

First three are from the stuff I'd never write challenge!

Title: Too Late
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart, Tim, Jaime
Prompt: 9. Months
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bart's back. But not how Tim remembers him.
Author's Notes: For greeneyelove

( 1. Bart comes back, but like Jason did, he comes back bug fuck crazy. )

Title: What Would You Do...
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Tim, mentions of others
Prompt: 64. Fall
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Tim is made an offer.
Author's Notes: I have no excuses. None. For geministar01

( 2. Through magic, Tim changes history, saving Bart and Kon's lives in exchange for never becoming Robin and, thus, never meeting any of his friends. Ever. )

Title: Holy PDA, Batman!
Author: shananagin
Claim: supporting characters
Characters/Pairing: Bernard/Dick, Steph, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 177
Prompt: 8. Superhearing
Summary: Dick and Bernard are being disgustingly lovey-dovey. It sickens Tim.
Author's Notes/Warnings: For darthbatgirl.

( 2. Bernard/Dick star cross lovers )

These few are for my Misfit prompt begging session which is still open for requests!

Title: Crazy Batkid
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Barbara, Bruce, Charlie, Damian
Prompt: For fanfic50: 46. Care. For dcu_freeforall: 42. Teleportation.
Word Count: 267
Rating: G
Summary: Bruce needs someone to babysit Damian. Barbara is busy.
Notes: For angel_gidget.

( Charlie, Damien -- Please cheer up, emo kid? Pretty please? Before someone loses a head? )

Title: Hanging Out
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Charlie, Dick
Prompt: 15. Charm
Word Count: 118
Rating: G
Summary: Charlie's bored and lonely.
Notes: For darthbatgirl

( How about Misfit and Dick. Prompt ''hey I hear there's a tradition between Batgirls and Robins hanging out.'' )

Title: Five Times Bart Beat Tim at Chess
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 43. Square
Word Count: 381
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Title says it all.
Author's Notes: For anthraciteowl. I really liked this one. I wasn't sure how I'd do this at first, but I like what I came up with.

( First )

Title: It's Okay
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Prompt: 90. Home
Word Count: 209
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart's alive. Everything will be okay.
Author's Notes: For axolotl_lan.

( Second. )

Title: Batman and Robin
Fandom: Smallville/DCU
Characters: Bart/Tim, Clark, Bruce.
Prompt: 53. Earth
Word Count: 1400
Rating: PG
Summary: Bart investigates Green Arrow's suspicion that Bruce Wayne's involved with Lex Luthor. It doesn't go very far.
Author's Notes: Pour le_mouton! Elle veut Bart/Tim dans Smallville. C'est un challenge interresant. Also, for some reason Smallville Robin is Asian in my head. No idea why.

( A young man with a black mask stepped out of the shadows. He wore an open dark leather jacket with a yellow R on the front. His shirt was dark red and he wore dark green pants that looked sort of like jeans but a lot tougher. )

I've got a few more to do, and I'm still (always) open for new prompts! Here, if you're interested. Also, many of these might be continued.

Title: Morning
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster/Beetle
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Genderswap verse

( For phoenix_lia )


Title: Sexy Vampires
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart, Tim, Kon
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Gothic Vampire Novel
Notes: You have to check out Vampyre and the sequel Zhombies of London if you want amazing vampire AU fanfic. They're by girl_starfish, and they are what inspired me to write AUs in the first place.

( For anthraciteowl )


Title: Peace and Quiet
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Cass, Tim
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Cass and Tim during World War II. Tim comes home after being away at war.

( For greeneyelove )


Title: Girl Wonder
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Cissie/Cassie
Rating: PG
Prompt: Cassie as Batman's sidekick, not Wonder Woman's.

( For milleniumrex )


Title: Can't Hold his Liquor
Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster, Beetle, Guy
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Justice Riders!

( For duskdog717 )


Title: Honorable Young Samurais of Justice
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Tim/Bart, Young Justice
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Ancient Japan
Notes: I know very little about ancient Japan. Consequently...crack.

( For geministar01 )


Title: Got an Impulse
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart Allen, Conner Kent
Rating: PG
Prompt: Tangent universe Young Justice

( For cissie_king )


Title: You Wouldn't Want to get Between them Either.
Fandom: Marvel/DCU
Characters: Slobo, Deadpool, Bart, Kon, Weasel.
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Slobo and Deadpool fighting.

( For axolotl_lan )


Title: Status Quo
Fandom: *wince* High School Musical (Oh god I'm so ashamed)
Characters: Sharpay, Troy, Chad/Ryan.
Rating: PG
Prompt: Superhero AU.

( For unrequited_rain )


Title: Training
Fandom: DCU
Characters: Diana, Charlie
Rating: G
Prompt: Charlie is an Amazon being trained by Wonder Woman.

( For andrensath )


Title: Humans
Fandom: Titans
Characters: Kory/Dick, Komand'r
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Tamaran-occupied Earth

( For seriousfic )


Title: The Cat Bandit
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Bruce/Selina
Rating: PG
Prompt: Western

( For roguecatwoman )


Title: Power
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Jenni/Steph, Everyone here.
Rating: R
Prompt: Anti-matter Young Justice

( For runenklinge )


Title: Commander
Fandom: Blue Beetle
Characters: Bianca Reyes, Peacemaker, Paco, Brenda
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: The Reyes and friends in Titans of Tomorrow universe.

( For ms_kinnikufan )

Writing Chat Thingy fics.

Title: Just the Two of Us
Fandom: Impulse
Characters: Bart/Carol
Rating: PG
Prompt: Write About a Sudden Storm.

( Clicky )

Title: Stopping By For a Quick Bite
Fandom: JusticeVerse
Characters: Iris/Mar'i
Rating: PG
Prompt: Someone is calling your name.

( This one's still in progress. I want to make it longer. )


Title: Stay Out of the Cave!
Fandom: Batman
Characters: Jason, Dick, Bruce.
Rating: G
Prompt: write about an overheard remark.

( I was asked for non-angsty Jason...far be it from me to resist a challenge like that! )


Title: Iced
Fandom: Teen Titans
Characters: Bart/Rose
Rating: G
Prompt: ice pack
Notes: Takes place during Bart and Rose's original time on the Titans.

( For Milleniumrex. )


Title: Your Turn.
Fandom: Marvel
Characters: Cable/Deadpool
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: domesticity

( For axolotl_lan )


Title: The Internet is for Porn
Fandom: DC
Characters: Cissie/Batman
Rating: R
Prompt: computers

( For cissie_king )


Title: Playtime
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: R
Prompt: toy store

( For geministar01 )


Title: Fever
Fandom: Young Justice
Characters: Bart/Tim
Rating: PG
Prompt: fever

( for darthbatgirl )


Title: Easy to Scare
Fandom: Robin
Characters: Bernard/Robin
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: "I bet you say that to all the girls . . .er, guys."

( for anthraciteowl )

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side is such a boring answer.

So in the same note as the answers at the link, let's come up with what random characters would say!

Uh, except it seems to be turning into a full blown fanfic. So...

Title: What are you, Chicken?
Rating: PG
Characters: All of Young Justice.
Word Count: 400
Summary: Why did the chicken cross the road?

( Maybe because it had all of Young Justice chasing after it! )

Okay, now you people come up with some! It doesn't need to be as long as mine, of course!